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Posted on 10/21/15 at 10:01 pm
Posted on 10/21/15 at 10:01 pm
So I need some advice about this lady I've been seeing. I normally like to sit out back with my bird dog while im smoking cigars,having a few drinks, and listening to the ball game or music. Lately she's been giving me shite about not coming over to her house. But she has two kids and two insane dogs. When I go over there it's not relaxing cause we're always yelling at dogs and she usually ends up kenneling hers. Her kids are in high school. So I in short it's chaos. I always tell her to come to my house. Plus she doesn't have a good deck or back yard. She's getting frustrated that I won't come over but I like to sit out back with my dog. He usually likes to chew on his bone in the back yard and then we'll work on some training. Am I wrong to stand my ground on this?
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Posted on 10/21/15 at 10:03 pm to KCMIZSEC
And stop being a pussy and dump her for having kids already.
Posted on 10/21/15 at 10:12 pm to KCMIZSEC
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He usually likes to chew on his bone
Depends on whether she's chewing your bone to your satisfaction, I suppose. Good sex minimizes lots of problems in a relationship.
Posted on 10/21/15 at 10:20 pm to KCMIZSEC
Just mover her and her kids into your house.
Posted on 10/21/15 at 10:31 pm to KCMIZSEC
Find a woman with college kids that have flown the coop and has a nice deck.
Godspeed.
Godspeed.
Posted on 10/21/15 at 11:06 pm to KCMIZSEC
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But she has two kids and two insane dogs. When I go over there it's not relaxing cause we're always yelling at dogs and she usually ends up kenneling hers.
Tell her to kennel her children along with the dogs.
Posted on 10/21/15 at 11:07 pm to KCMIZSEC
Is it easier on her not to have to head to your place and back? Compromise.
Posted on 10/21/15 at 11:15 pm to KCMIZSEC
Put the dog and girl in a trunk of car. After one hour, you will see who truly loves/likes you.
Posted on 10/22/15 at 1:30 am to KCMIZSEC
Cut your losses. It gets worse.
Posted on 10/22/15 at 1:39 am to KCMIZSEC
Feed your dog antifreeze and increase in small amounts. He will build immunity and you can then feed her dogs antifreeze and take care of problem 1. This is basic science.
For the second, plant heroin/meth on her kids so they get locked up for a really long time. A drug with a mandatory minimum is ideal.
These solutions will most likely give you two peace and happiness.
For the second, plant heroin/meth on her kids so they get locked up for a really long time. A drug with a mandatory minimum is ideal.
These solutions will most likely give you two peace and happiness.
Posted on 10/22/15 at 2:09 am to KCMIZSEC
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2 kids
Abort!
I repeat, Abort!
Posted on 10/22/15 at 2:48 am to KCMIZSEC
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But she has two kids and two insane dogs. When I go over there it's not relaxing cause we're always yelling at dogs and she usually ends up kenneling hers.
Dear porch lover in Mizzou,
Take her out to eat and order a salad with chicken and water and explain to her that you recently went in for a yearly physical. Upon getting the results your Dr explained that your blood pressure is way up and you need to make some changes in your life to ease the physical and emotional stress on your body or it could be serious.
This should buy you at least a month of sympathy and possibly up to 3 months more time of the companionship you enjoy with her, the few times she is able to come over to your house. Meanwhile, never visit her and use the extra time to look for a new woman with a more ideal atmosphere and compatibility. Best of luck.
This post was edited on 10/22/15 at 2:54 am
Posted on 10/22/15 at 3:46 am to KCMIZSEC
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Need dating advice
You should ask VengeanceOfRain...he has the best luck with his dating life of anybody on here.
Posted on 10/22/15 at 7:54 am to KCMIZSEC
Stop being a selfish, egomaniac or dump her.
Posted on 10/22/15 at 8:01 am to KCMIZSEC
If you really liked her, you'd put up with her stupid dogs and dumb kids just to be with her. Sounds like you're not that into her, so I'd cut my losses, or keep tapping it until she got sick of me and cut her losses.
Posted on 10/22/15 at 8:13 am to KCMIZSEC
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I normally like to sit out back with my bird dog while im smoking cigars,having a few drinks, and listening to the ball game or music.
Go with what makes you happy bud.
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Am I wrong to stand my ground on this?
Yup....but ya gotta stand fo something.....
Posted on 10/22/15 at 10:43 am to KCMIZSEC
Tell her you hate her dogs and her fricking kids and her house is a piece of shite and you'll enjoy the game wherever you damn well please. Then give her a firm smack on the arse and tell her you expect a sandwich by halftime
Posted on 10/22/15 at 12:49 pm to KCMIZSEC
If you're looking to seriously date her, you need to confront these kind of issues. There's already a lot and it seems like you guys have some serious conflicts of interest, but that's not my responsibility to go there. You have to decide how serious you want it to be, and understand how serious she wants it to be.
Posted on 10/22/15 at 2:05 pm to KCMIZSEC
Bottom line: you like spending more time with your dog than with your GF and her family.
That should tell you all you need to know about the direction this relationship is heading.
That should tell you all you need to know about the direction this relationship is heading.
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