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Question about hyphenated last names
Posted on 10/11/15 at 7:39 pm
Posted on 10/11/15 at 7:39 pm
Ok, let's say there's this guy who had parents that are complete libtards and give their son a hyphenated last name. Let's say said guy grows up to have just as big of a socialist boner as his parents. He then meets a girl that he wants to marry, and the girl had come from a similar background and has a hyphenated name.
What the frick happens with their kid's names? Other than the quadruple hyphen
What the frick happens with their kid's names? Other than the quadruple hyphen
Posted on 10/11/15 at 7:48 pm to Agforlife
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Their kids have no chance
Posted on 10/11/15 at 7:49 pm to Agforlife
A coach that was at my high school straight up took his wife's name. His name set him up for jokes but that is the biggest wtf move
Posted on 10/11/15 at 7:58 pm to I Ham That I Ham
The sport that he coached was a doormat, wasn't it?
Posted on 10/11/15 at 8:00 pm to OBReb6
One of my childhood friends had a hyphenated last name. Both his parents were from very prominent families in the city and both were attorneys prior to getting married, so that was the reasoning behind the hyphenation.
When my friend entered college, he decided to just go by his father's surname
When my friend entered college, he decided to just go by his father's surname
Posted on 10/11/15 at 8:37 pm to OBReb6
Fun fact for the ladies - even if you go with the hyphen, both your last names are still from a patriarchal figure: your dad or your husband.
Posted on 10/11/15 at 8:44 pm to OBReb6
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What the frick happens with their kid's names? Other than the quadruple hyphen
I've seen them combine one of each combined/hyphenated name.
FWIW, I considered going hyphenated when I get married. Since my brother passed, I'm the last of my Dad's line and considered keeping the name that way.
I also thought it was pretty cool when Michael Gilchrist took on the Kidd in Kidd-Gilchrist when the Uncle that raised him passed.
To each his own I suppose.
Posted on 10/11/15 at 9:01 pm to OBReb6
BenJarvus Green Ellis: "It might've been Jarvus, then again, it might've been Green, or it might've been Ellis."
Either way, if they don't pick one, I pick it for them, when referring to them.
Either way, if they don't pick one, I pick it for them, when referring to them.
Posted on 10/11/15 at 9:08 pm to OBReb6
Cuck-beta move.
One libtard chick I'm friends with kept her last name and her "husband" kept his. She cheats on him regularly (with me) because she isn't sexually attracted to him and doesn't view him as a man.
Even though progressive feminists won't admit it, they want to frick men; not liberal pussies.
One libtard chick I'm friends with kept her last name and her "husband" kept his. She cheats on him regularly (with me) because she isn't sexually attracted to him and doesn't view him as a man.
Even though progressive feminists won't admit it, they want to frick men; not liberal pussies.
Posted on 10/11/15 at 9:31 pm to OBReb6
I had this exact conversation earlier today with someone in person.
We figured it would become infinitely increasing hyphenation until somewhere down the line a rational descendant would say "Enough of being the Robinson-Johnson-Williamson-Jefferson-Washington-Richardson-Johanneson-Jameson-Douglas-Tyler-Scott-Stevens-Jingleheimer-Schmidt family."
We figured it would become infinitely increasing hyphenation until somewhere down the line a rational descendant would say "Enough of being the Robinson-Johnson-Williamson-Jefferson-Washington-Richardson-Johanneson-Jameson-Douglas-Tyler-Scott-Stevens-Jingleheimer-Schmidt family."
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Posted on 10/11/15 at 10:16 pm to CrimsonCrusade
I hate hyphenated names., almost as much as cuck and beta.
Posted on 10/11/15 at 10:18 pm to OBReb6
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Question about hyphenated last names
Just name your kid Margie Dalgen - Frost so when she gets older she will get compliments on the hyphen.
Posted on 10/11/15 at 11:02 pm to Cheese Grits
My last name is legally hyphenated. I wanted to keep my maiden name for certain familial reasons. The only down side is there are a lot of morons out there that look at my name and just don't get it. I've heard "I wasn't sure what your name really is,so I just skipped that part" or similar, enough times to know that there are a lot of very stupid people here in Dallas.
Posted on 10/12/15 at 9:52 am to OBReb6
I have a hyphenated last name. Family is very conservative as well. Parents split when I was young and were never married. I was a mistake So they decided to hyphenate my last name
Posted on 10/12/15 at 10:15 am to BluegrassBelle
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I considered going hyphenated when I get married. Since my brother passed, I'm the last of my Dad's line and considered keeping the name that way.
I would be OK with this, although I could understand how awkward it might be for your future husband.
Posted on 10/12/15 at 10:21 am to kywildcatfanone
Retarded beyond words but that's where we're headed
Posted on 10/12/15 at 11:10 am to OBReb6
I would rather my kids create a new last name than have a hyphenated name
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