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We are about to do a huge favor for the Aggies
Posted on 9/23/15 at 9:00 am
Posted on 9/23/15 at 9:00 am
I actually like the Aggies. They are old SWC brethren and the only school out there that hates Texas as much if not more then we do. Not to mention they are perennially the most optimistic fan base in the world.
Every year is going to be THE year they take that step forward into the ranks of the great programs. No matter how bad the previous season was they are always sure that a big turn around is on the way. Compared to them Notre Dame fans are clinically depressed.
However, every year their season falls apart down the home stretch and leaves thousands of alumni and students with nothing but sour memories and aching testicles from that weird screaming thing they do.
So this year a woeful Arkansas team will put them out of their misery early in the season and prevent their hopes from being dashed weeks from now. It is an act of charity on our part to be honest. By the end of the season they'll thank us for not letting their hopes get too high.
That or they beat the tar out of us. One of the two!
Every year is going to be THE year they take that step forward into the ranks of the great programs. No matter how bad the previous season was they are always sure that a big turn around is on the way. Compared to them Notre Dame fans are clinically depressed.
However, every year their season falls apart down the home stretch and leaves thousands of alumni and students with nothing but sour memories and aching testicles from that weird screaming thing they do.
So this year a woeful Arkansas team will put them out of their misery early in the season and prevent their hopes from being dashed weeks from now. It is an act of charity on our part to be honest. By the end of the season they'll thank us for not letting their hopes get too high.
That or they beat the tar out of us. One of the two!
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Posted on 9/23/15 at 9:02 am to Arksulli
I like Arkansas too. The SWC was the shite. I did not read the rest
Posted on 9/23/15 at 9:04 am to Arksulli
It is rare that the flagship is a submarine, but here we are.
Posted on 9/23/15 at 9:04 am to ShaneTheLegLechler
What is with the testicle grabbing?
That is seriously bizarre.
That is seriously bizarre.
Posted on 9/23/15 at 9:05 am to Vols&Shaft83
it's how we do shite in Texas 
Posted on 9/23/15 at 9:06 am to Vols&Shaft83
You'll get to find out when we play at Neyland in 2039
Posted on 9/23/15 at 9:07 am to Arksulli
Excellent post, Sulli. 
Posted on 9/23/15 at 9:07 am to ShaneTheLegLechler
We're gonna squeeze their balls so hard they'll pop like grapes
Posted on 9/23/15 at 9:09 am to Gradual_Stroke
It will be much easier with how close together the seats are
Posted on 9/23/15 at 9:10 am to Arksulli
Interesting post.
Ags SEC football championships in 3 years.... Zero
Arkansas SEC football championships with 22 year head start.. Zero
You go girl.
Ags SEC football championships in 3 years.... Zero
Arkansas SEC football championships with 22 year head start.. Zero
You go girl.
Posted on 9/23/15 at 9:10 am to Gradual_Stroke
You keep your filthy paws off my big meaty Vols
Posted on 9/23/15 at 9:10 am to Arksulli
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We are about to do a huge favor for the Aggies
What's that? Kill a shite eating dog?
Posted on 9/23/15 at 9:11 am to ShaneTheLegLechler
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It will be much easier with how close together the seats are
By then they'll be even closer together as UT can't afford to actually expand their seating to keep up with the big players in the SEC (TEXAS A&M), so they just re-draw their seats to "add more".
Posted on 9/23/15 at 9:12 am to Gradual_Stroke
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it's how we do shite in Texas
College Station maybe..
Posted on 9/23/15 at 9:12 am to Restomod
No. Texas, maybe. Bitch
Posted on 9/23/15 at 9:15 am to Gradual_Stroke
Never seen Texas or TCU do it, Texas Tech and Houston don't do it, they sure as hell don't do it at Baylor.
It's an Aggie thing, we wouldn't understand
It's an Aggie thing, we wouldn't understand
Posted on 9/23/15 at 9:15 am to Tridentds
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Ags SEC football championships in 3 years.... Zero
Arkansas SEC football championships with 22 year head start.. Zero
good point, someone should do a comparison of how we did our first three years in the league in the big sports compared to aggie.
Posted on 9/23/15 at 9:16 am to Gradual_Stroke
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No. Texas, maybe. Bitch
We don't put up with that shite in HP baw...
Posted on 9/23/15 at 9:16 am to Vols&Shaft83
We're the flagship, we represent the state. What we do, the state does.
Posted on 9/23/15 at 9:16 am to ShaneTheLegLechler
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The SWC was shite.
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