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re: How does Tennessee lose to Florida this year
Posted on 9/21/15 at 9:10 pm to Knocksville
Posted on 9/21/15 at 9:10 pm to Knocksville
Late in the 4th quarter, with the Vols leading 21-17, Josh Dobbs begins to sweat. As he drives the VOLS down the field to seal the victory, a single drop of sweat rolls right down his forehead. Because he has no eyebrows the single drop falls in to his eyeball, causing him to blink. He blinks as the ball is snapped and it hits his facemask and falls to the ground. Jon Bullard recovers it. Treon Harris enters the game (Grier is too busy fricking Butch's wife) and hits a hail mary pass to Demarcus Robinson over Cam Sutton. The end.
23-21.
11 in a row.
Phat Phil offs himself.
tScoreboard burns.
Gator fans rejoice.
23-21.
11 in a row.
Phat Phil offs himself.
tScoreboard burns.
Gator fans rejoice.
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