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Auburn fans are fambly
Posted on 9/13/15 at 8:37 pm
Posted on 9/13/15 at 8:37 pm
This shite is pitiful, we are celebrating against this shitty team..
I thought the game was back on but just a commercial for special olympics
Muschamp last week: "the power read killed us. We have to fix that next week."
Muschamp this week: "the power read killed us. We have to fix that next week."
Johnson couldn't hit the new scoreboard from the student section
Johnson just fricking lost all confidence last week and might not get it back... If he doesn't we lose 5-6 games and I break shite all season..
Do we even have to play the rest of the season? shite
Gus needs to get his arse off the field and figure out why we haven't scored more than 13 points against these pussies.
Matt stenchcomb can lick my stinkhole
any team we play will run it against us. fricking greg mcleroy could rush for 100 yards with it
Ellis is sitting somewhere laughing his arse off saying: See it wasn't my fault.
I'm not melting, I'm just about to throw up. I did not spend my offseason thinking about football for this to occur.
We haven't had a defense since we started this spread shite.
Hahaha... JSU players talking shite to our players and our crowd. We are a fricking disgrace
How can it still be the same shitty defense year after year?It's like a fricking curse. And they continue to not play man and give them 10 yards every time. frick this.
Bright side: Shreveport is real nice in December
This is what I don't understand. 6-7 straight years of shite defense. No DBs no LBs and another motherfricking pick. I HOPE WE LOSE TODAY.
Mushamp is regretting saying yes.
No bowl game. No way.
shut frick arse
War Eagle and frick this HS imposter of a coach
Time to break out the bags
This will be highlighted on upset replays for the rest of our lives.
Think about that. We have, perhaps, just had THE most embarassing loss in SEC history. 45 point favorites.
We will maybe win 3-4 games this year.
Again.
Well if yer gonna lose, you may as well flame out in dishonor and shame
This team is pathetic. JJ sucks. Gus sucks. D sucks. O Line sucks
Who cares at this point. They've been on the field the whole game. Even when they get a stop, our shitfrick of a QB makes them come right back out.
0 to suck in record time
Fire everyone no fricking excuse for this shite. frick!!!!!!!
I am tired off these damn soft teams. Go back to Pat Dye and Tubbs football.
He'd be fired on spot for losing to FCS if we didn't spend 13k on that video board and owe Gus a shite ton
We have regressed at every single position since last year. We will get skull fricked in SEC play. These guys are weak as frick and have no heart
So thankful I didn't go to this shitshow
I no longer trust in Gus.
Frick Gus and his damn high school offense.
I'm sure other fanbases going to be laughing their asses off. I would.
Get the bricks and Uhaul trucks
Uh I can live with disappointment, but to be selfish, this fricks my entire fall
Damn, we are a laughingstock...
Our season ended when glass Lawson broke his hip
This is Auburn football in it's final form
I hope A&M drafts me in the AU fan draft
How did we get so shitty
After this game, win, lose, or draw I'm going to sign out of this bitch and not sign back in... For now I will melt to the end with you bitches!
fricking ot with an fcs school. What a fricking joke. Gene Chiz probably sipping his patrone smiling. Tubs downing his golden flake chips savoring the flavor
frick me 3rd and and long.. JJ has to pass..
The effort and performance on the field right now is identical to Varsity Blues when they play after going to the strip club all night. They look absolutely terrible, slow, like they're all hung over.
My sips are turning into gulps turning into chugs. Make it stop.
honestly what the frick is this
Somebody needs to call JSU's AD and remind them that we rented this win
We're making every QB that plays us look like a heisman hopeful. Our QB looks like shitty Madden AI. What in the actual frick?
Sitting here in section 12 with 4 Alabama fans dressed in their gear and shaker sitting behind us unbelievable
My liver isn't up to his challenges
Nice catch. We suck.
I was really hoping not to see this no motivation, no leadership shite again this season
I hope the 100 recruits we have at the game all get drunk and forget this shite
Maybe Gus should spend a little more time on his coaching instead of what sweater vest he's going to wear.
frick that. I dont give a shite
might as well get on liver transplant waiting list will need one by Dec 1st
Why do we look like the fricking d2 team out there? What a bag of dicks. The only momentum we are creating is how fast I'm downing this jameson.
Auburn Bitches, get me a beer and a pot pie.
Special thanks go out to Pettyfrogger. That dude melted.
I thought the game was back on but just a commercial for special olympics
Muschamp last week: "the power read killed us. We have to fix that next week."
Muschamp this week: "the power read killed us. We have to fix that next week."
Johnson couldn't hit the new scoreboard from the student section
Johnson just fricking lost all confidence last week and might not get it back... If he doesn't we lose 5-6 games and I break shite all season..
Do we even have to play the rest of the season? shite
Gus needs to get his arse off the field and figure out why we haven't scored more than 13 points against these pussies.
Matt stenchcomb can lick my stinkhole
any team we play will run it against us. fricking greg mcleroy could rush for 100 yards with it
Ellis is sitting somewhere laughing his arse off saying: See it wasn't my fault.
I'm not melting, I'm just about to throw up. I did not spend my offseason thinking about football for this to occur.
We haven't had a defense since we started this spread shite.
Hahaha... JSU players talking shite to our players and our crowd. We are a fricking disgrace
How can it still be the same shitty defense year after year?It's like a fricking curse. And they continue to not play man and give them 10 yards every time. frick this.
Bright side: Shreveport is real nice in December
This is what I don't understand. 6-7 straight years of shite defense. No DBs no LBs and another motherfricking pick. I HOPE WE LOSE TODAY.
Mushamp is regretting saying yes.
No bowl game. No way.
shut frick arse
War Eagle and frick this HS imposter of a coach
Time to break out the bags
This will be highlighted on upset replays for the rest of our lives.
Think about that. We have, perhaps, just had THE most embarassing loss in SEC history. 45 point favorites.
We will maybe win 3-4 games this year.
Again.
Well if yer gonna lose, you may as well flame out in dishonor and shame
This team is pathetic. JJ sucks. Gus sucks. D sucks. O Line sucks
Who cares at this point. They've been on the field the whole game. Even when they get a stop, our shitfrick of a QB makes them come right back out.
0 to suck in record time
Fire everyone no fricking excuse for this shite. frick!!!!!!!
I am tired off these damn soft teams. Go back to Pat Dye and Tubbs football.
He'd be fired on spot for losing to FCS if we didn't spend 13k on that video board and owe Gus a shite ton
We have regressed at every single position since last year. We will get skull fricked in SEC play. These guys are weak as frick and have no heart
So thankful I didn't go to this shitshow
I no longer trust in Gus.
Frick Gus and his damn high school offense.
I'm sure other fanbases going to be laughing their asses off. I would.
Get the bricks and Uhaul trucks
Uh I can live with disappointment, but to be selfish, this fricks my entire fall
Damn, we are a laughingstock...
Our season ended when glass Lawson broke his hip
This is Auburn football in it's final form
I hope A&M drafts me in the AU fan draft
How did we get so shitty
After this game, win, lose, or draw I'm going to sign out of this bitch and not sign back in... For now I will melt to the end with you bitches!
fricking ot with an fcs school. What a fricking joke. Gene Chiz probably sipping his patrone smiling. Tubs downing his golden flake chips savoring the flavor
frick me 3rd and and long.. JJ has to pass..
The effort and performance on the field right now is identical to Varsity Blues when they play after going to the strip club all night. They look absolutely terrible, slow, like they're all hung over.
My sips are turning into gulps turning into chugs. Make it stop.
honestly what the frick is this
Somebody needs to call JSU's AD and remind them that we rented this win
We're making every QB that plays us look like a heisman hopeful. Our QB looks like shitty Madden AI. What in the actual frick?
Sitting here in section 12 with 4 Alabama fans dressed in their gear and shaker sitting behind us unbelievable
My liver isn't up to his challenges
Nice catch. We suck.
I was really hoping not to see this no motivation, no leadership shite again this season
I hope the 100 recruits we have at the game all get drunk and forget this shite
Maybe Gus should spend a little more time on his coaching instead of what sweater vest he's going to wear.
frick that. I dont give a shite
might as well get on liver transplant waiting list will need one by Dec 1st
Why do we look like the fricking d2 team out there? What a bag of dicks. The only momentum we are creating is how fast I'm downing this jameson.
Auburn Bitches, get me a beer and a pot pie.
Special thanks go out to Pettyfrogger. That dude melted.
This post was edited on 9/13/15 at 9:15 pm
Posted on 9/13/15 at 8:39 pm to 2poop
I prefer my auburn news to be delivered by bama fans because it is the best.
Posted on 9/13/15 at 8:40 pm to 2poop
those arent even the funniest ones :/
Posted on 9/13/15 at 8:40 pm to 2poop
I upvoted because you spent so much time on it.
Posted on 9/13/15 at 8:41 pm to 2poop
hey fella, I think you probably need to get outside.
The fact you took time to copy and paste all of that is disturbing. Get outside, talk to a girl or something.
best of luck.
The fact you took time to copy and paste all of that is disturbing. Get outside, talk to a girl or something.
best of luck.
Posted on 9/13/15 at 8:42 pm to warcry
Yea bruh, copying and pasting takes forever
Posted on 9/13/15 at 8:42 pm to 2poop
No one is reading all of that.
Posted on 9/13/15 at 8:43 pm to Patton
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Yea bruh, copying and pasting takes forever
thats a 54 page thread and he has quotes from every part of it
Posted on 9/13/15 at 8:43 pm to Smoke7024
yea but at least poop got patton to suck his dick
Posted on 9/13/15 at 8:43 pm to 2poop
Disappointed none of mine made it.
Posted on 9/13/15 at 8:44 pm to heartbreakTiger
they're likely the same frick tard.
Posted on 9/13/15 at 8:44 pm to 2poop
Oh wow you're obsessed.. this is great
Posted on 9/13/15 at 8:45 pm to warcry
must have been hard to take that much time off from masturbating to the Sears and Roebuck from 1959
Posted on 9/13/15 at 8:46 pm to 2poop
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Bright side: Shreveport is real nice in December
quote:
shut frick arse
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