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SEC East teams if they were your buddies in a bar fight
Posted on 9/9/15 at 4:16 pm
Posted on 9/9/15 at 4:16 pm
Tennessee- The guy (wears tap out shirts, crooked monster energy hats, and faded tattoos) that thinks he can beat the shite out of anyone. Once he starts the fight, he ends up getting his arse kicked...
Georgia- Your buddy who is 6'4 230 lbs of muscle that SHOULD demolish anyone that comes his way, turns into a fairy when a fight breaks out...
Florida- The guy everyone knows is a badass, but is in a cast from a previous brawl so he can't really do much damage yet...
Mizzou- The 5'6 dude that no one expects much of... Then... Boom! Rounhouse kick to the face... The most badass of the bunch...
Kentucky- The dude that just stays to himself... No trouble here...
Vandy- See Kentucky ^
Edit: Forgot South Carolina... They are knocked out on the floor already
Georgia- Your buddy who is 6'4 230 lbs of muscle that SHOULD demolish anyone that comes his way, turns into a fairy when a fight breaks out...
Florida- The guy everyone knows is a badass, but is in a cast from a previous brawl so he can't really do much damage yet...
Mizzou- The 5'6 dude that no one expects much of... Then... Boom! Rounhouse kick to the face... The most badass of the bunch...
Kentucky- The dude that just stays to himself... No trouble here...
Vandy- See Kentucky ^
Edit: Forgot South Carolina... They are knocked out on the floor already
This post was edited on 9/9/15 at 4:18 pm
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Posted on 9/9/15 at 4:18 pm to Kamikaze25
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The most badass of the bunch
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Mizzou
Also where's SC?
Posted on 9/9/15 at 4:19 pm to Kamikaze25
Sounds like a bunch of small donged fellas. Just be nice when you are in a bar. It's much better that way.
Posted on 9/9/15 at 4:19 pm to Kamikaze25
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Boom! Roundhouse kick to the face
That came to mind when I read this abortion of an Offseason & Off-Topic thread.
Nicely done. I hate you.
Posted on 9/9/15 at 4:20 pm to Kamikaze25
Posted on 9/9/15 at 4:20 pm to Kamikaze25
It's still the off-season to me dammit
Posted on 9/9/15 at 4:21 pm to Kamikaze25
I don't fight at bars, for I am not white trash. Sorry you are poor and uneducated.
Posted on 9/9/15 at 4:22 pm to Kamikaze25
You know, what'd de funny is to see all those east teams catch the west in an back alley. I imagine it would look similar to any one of Ronda rousey's last 5 fights. The west being rousey... Of course
Posted on 9/9/15 at 4:22 pm to Kamikaze25
Posted on 9/9/15 at 4:23 pm to Kamikaze25
Posted on 9/9/15 at 4:27 pm to Kamikaze25
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Tennessee- The guy (wears tap out shirts, crooked monster energy hats, and faded tattoos) that thinks he can beat the shite out of anyone. Once he starts the fight, he ends up getting his arse kicked...
Georgia- Your buddy who is 6'4 230 lbs of muscle that SHOULD demolish anyone that comes his way, turns into a fairy when a fight breaks out...
Florida- The guy everyone knows is a badass, but is in a cast from a previous brawl so he can't really do much damage yet...
Mizzou- The 5'6 dude that no one expects much of... Then... Boom! Rounhouse kick to the face... The most badass of the bunch...
Kentucky- The dude that just stays to himself... No trouble here...
Vandy- See Kentucky ^
Edit: Forgot South Carolina... They are knocked out on the floor already
Need more info. EXACTLY how big is this gay bar?
Posted on 9/9/15 at 4:33 pm to Kamikaze25
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SEC East teams if they were your buddies in a bar fight
Tennessee - wouldn't hang out with. can't be relied on. have gotten their arse kicked so much in recent years they may suffer from battered spouse syndrome
Mizzou - don't know this guy very well and probably wouldn't hang with too much. I've seen him fight injured dudes and do well, but I'm not confident I could count on him to fight a strong dude at full strength
Florida - used to kick arse. had a bad car wreck a few years ago and lost full range of motion in his swings. not sure he can still deliver the knockout punch, but I know he'll fight his arse off. I could hang with this guy.
Georgia - all the potential in the world. knows he could be beast, but somehow still subtly lacks confidence despite big talk. Cool to hang with, so I still want him in my crew. If the light ever comes of for this guy, he's gonna stomp someone's face with a hobnail boot.
The rest of the East - just keep staying in your corner and watch. We both know you don't really wanna fight.
This post was edited on 9/9/15 at 4:41 pm
Posted on 9/9/15 at 4:34 pm to Kamikaze25
The frick is this offseason shite?
Posted on 9/9/15 at 4:52 pm to Kamikaze25
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Georgia- Your buddy who is 6'4 230 lbs of muscle that SHOULD demolish anyone that comes his way, turns into a fairy when a fight breaks out...
Georgia- beat the shat out of two Hells Angels in the same bar last week. Just got beat down by a virgin Ga Tech frat boy who's only other arse whippen involved Mortal Combat in the Ga Tech Open.
Posted on 9/9/15 at 4:54 pm to Kamikaze25
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South Carolina
Posted on 9/9/15 at 5:38 pm to Kamikaze25
Who are the people in this bar that you are fighting, and why are you fighting them?
Posted on 9/9/15 at 5:41 pm to Kamikaze25
Mizzou is more like the guy who trips and accidentally knocks out the other guy.
Posted on 9/9/15 at 5:48 pm to Kamikaze25
Off season again already?
Posted on 9/9/15 at 6:09 pm to Kamikaze25
Mizzou- The guy in a salmon pink polo shirt standing around the fight. Finally joins in the fight and throws a punch at the guy whose already been beaten up. He then feels like he's tough stuff.
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