re: Voters wanted for the SECRant Power Rankings

Just an FYI nino, but I think this guy may be onto something, and it might make the Power Rankings more entertaining,

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My first Power ranking list of the season.

Most powerful is Daylon Mack, I heard they had to bring in special bars for him to squat with. This means he will be able to carry that shitty a&m defense all by himself.

Khalil McKenzie- he has tree trunks that would be difficult for even Updyke to poison. This means TN LB will have a safe place to hide behind during the game.

Braden Smith- his power has allowed him to take a major other than Public Administration. He may be asked to pick up the Ban Hammer when it falls.

Arkansas OL- not only can they open a hole for Collins, but are called upon to carry Bert away from the buffet when done eating.

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