re: Embarrassing stories from your childhood

When I was in 8th grade I had to write a poem for class. The teacher was gawgious an forced me to cover a bone with a book a few times. Anyways, I bitched and bitched about having to write a poem. My mom finally gave in and wrote it for me. Dumbass me did not read it before turning it in. Teacher read all the poems aloud in class, which I did not know was going to happen. She gets to mine and says something along the lines of the winner of sweetest poem goes to and reads an 8tg graders worst nightmare about how much he loves different shite. Come to find out my trash mom and the teacher plotted against me to teach me some kinda damn lesson.

Side note, I never wasted any more erections on the teacher bitch.