re: Who are the most obvious currently active alters on the SEC Rant?

Recent studies have shown that there are only seven people on the entire Internet, and between them, they're responsible for every single comment ever posted. So the odds are extremely good that each and every person in this thread is the alter of one of them. Now go lie down in a dark room with a cold washcloth on your forehead and think feverish thoughts concerning what you've just learned about your entire existence. Then get drunk and give in to absurdism and nihilism.