re: Does anyone here know Danny?

Tom,

It has been many moons since I've seen Danny. The last time was at a gentleman's establishment called "Rick's House of Boobs" outside of Topeka. Danny was chatting up a young entrepreneurial lady named Destenie who was short, with a tough build, bright eyes, and a determined nose.

I approached him to possibly catch up offering a "Hey there Danny!", as I approached. He quickly turned around with a miffed look on his face. He had acquired a new scar above his right eye...presumably in a bar fight, although he told me it happened hangliding down in Patagonia. Anyway, we chopped it up for a little bit before he informed me that he and Destenie had made a business decision that involved his wrinkled old cock and her squish mitten.

Before he walked away he said, "tell that old son of a bitch Tom Haverford I said hello", and I assured him I would. He looked decent, but his eyes just weren't as blue as they used to be...