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Does anyone here know Danny?
Posted on 5/27/15 at 8:32 pm
Posted on 5/27/15 at 8:32 pm
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Posted on 5/27/15 at 8:33 pm to Tom Haverford
Solid thread.
Posted on 5/27/15 at 8:34 pm to Tom Haverford
We went to different schools together.
Posted on 5/27/15 at 8:34 pm to Tom Haverford
Daddddddd????????????
Posted on 5/27/15 at 8:34 pm to Tom Haverford
Google'd Danny and this is what came up
Posted on 5/27/15 at 8:36 pm to Tom Haverford
Yes
The pipes are calling.
The pipes are calling.
Posted on 5/27/15 at 8:38 pm to Tom Haverford
He died last year
Posted on 5/27/15 at 8:38 pm to Tom Haverford
Sheridan? Yeah. My uncle is an Auburn grad and also the Cam bagman. Our family knows Danny quite well.
Posted on 5/27/15 at 8:44 pm to Tom Haverford
This Danny?
Posted on 5/27/15 at 8:47 pm to Tom Haverford
let me be the first to down vote this nonsense.
Posted on 5/27/15 at 8:49 pm to Tom Haverford
Who? Danny Nanney?
Posted on 5/27/15 at 8:50 pm to Tom Haverford
Remember when Danny Wood had the rat tail?
Posted on 5/27/15 at 8:52 pm to Tom Haverford
muthafricker owes me $200
This post was edited on 5/27/15 at 8:53 pm
Posted on 5/27/15 at 8:53 pm to Tom Haverford
Tom,
It has been many moons since I've seen Danny. The last time was at a gentleman's establishment called "Rick's House of Boobs" outside of Topeka. Danny was chatting up a young entrepreneurial lady named Destenie who was short, with a tough build, bright eyes, and a determined nose.
I approached him to possibly catch up offering a "Hey there Danny!", as I approached. He quickly turned around with a miffed look on his face. He had acquired a new scar above his right eye...presumably in a bar fight, although he told me it happened hangliding down in Patagonia. Anyway, we chopped it up for a little bit before he informed me that he and Destenie had made a business decision that involved his wrinkled old cock and her squish mitten.
Before he walked away he said, "tell that old son of a bitch Tom Haverford I said hello", and I assured him I would. He looked decent, but his eyes just weren't as blue as they used to be...
It has been many moons since I've seen Danny. The last time was at a gentleman's establishment called "Rick's House of Boobs" outside of Topeka. Danny was chatting up a young entrepreneurial lady named Destenie who was short, with a tough build, bright eyes, and a determined nose.
I approached him to possibly catch up offering a "Hey there Danny!", as I approached. He quickly turned around with a miffed look on his face. He had acquired a new scar above his right eye...presumably in a bar fight, although he told me it happened hangliding down in Patagonia. Anyway, we chopped it up for a little bit before he informed me that he and Destenie had made a business decision that involved his wrinkled old cock and her squish mitten.
Before he walked away he said, "tell that old son of a bitch Tom Haverford I said hello", and I assured him I would. He looked decent, but his eyes just weren't as blue as they used to be...
Posted on 5/27/15 at 9:00 pm to Tom Haverford
I like you Betty.
Posted on 5/27/15 at 9:22 pm to Tom Haverford
I know Danni*
Posted on 5/27/15 at 9:23 pm to Tom Haverford
Tom is the second worst character on Parks & Rec
Posted on 5/27/15 at 9:38 pm to Tom Haverford
Does anybody really "know" anybody else? It's a question that's stymied our sad species since the beginning of time. Specifically, since Eve chose Adam over Danny and when Danny came a-knockin', Eve pretended like she'd never seen him before in her life. Damn good act, too, since even her biographer fails to mention him.
Posted on 5/27/15 at 10:34 pm to Tom Haverford
Sometimes I cry myself to sleep thinking of the awful things I've done, with Danny.
Posted on 5/27/15 at 10:41 pm to Tom Haverford
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