re: Forbes: Most Valuable Conferences 1) B1G, 2) PAC, 4) SEC

There is no doubt that Nebraska a dead powerhouse, with zero instate football talent, giving them almost zero potential to recover. But I'm not going to talk about football.

Nebraska is so lame, they're trying to sue Colorado for legalizing marijuana. Apparently they had twenty or thirty extra arrests in the state last year. They're apparently afraid it will lead to some morally reprehensible behavior, like dancing or wearing hats indoors.

If anything, I can't believe Nebraska didn't legalize it first. It's so fricking boring and ugly there, I figured everyone had to smoke to maintain sanity.

And y'all must either be seriously slow, or have a stick so far up your arse, it would hurt Michael Sam. I mean, there's nothing in that state but corn, but you can't make moonshine worth a damn? Or is it that you can't make it, because there isn't any shade?


















/drops mic