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Posted on 4/20/15 at 9:07 pm to TheJunction
Posted on 4/20/15 at 9:07 pm to TheJunction
I tried, but I almost died.
Two of my younger buddies made it though .... well, three actually. But they do not smoke cigars or have black mistresses so once they got my heart started again I met them at the finish line with moonshine and beer and some homemade porn I made with some of the bitches and me.
In the end they were actually more envious of me than I of them.
Except my buddy from Idaho ... he thinks I'm a racist and he is a health nut.
Two of my younger buddies made it though .... well, three actually. But they do not smoke cigars or have black mistresses so once they got my heart started again I met them at the finish line with moonshine and beer and some homemade porn I made with some of the bitches and me.
In the end they were actually more envious of me than I of them.
Except my buddy from Idaho ... he thinks I'm a racist and he is a health nut.
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Posted on 4/21/15 at 1:55 pm to scrooster
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scrooster
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Tough Mudder
While I appreciate your story about black mistresses and moonshine, I expected your response to the OP to involve sex in da butt. I'm disappointed, slightly.
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