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How Scared are you of Quarterback U ?
Posted on 4/18/15 at 6:32 pm
Posted on 4/18/15 at 6:32 pm
Early reports say it was the most dominant three- quarterback performance, not only in the history of the SEC, but in the history of organized football. Now that LSU has the best quarterback play in football, how do you feel about LSU having two (possibly three) quarterbacks sharing the Heisman Trophy with Leonard Fournette? And with LSU averaging nearly 400 yards per game in the air, and 400 on the ground, do you think your team will quit football? And if your team quits football, will you transfer your fandom to following your favorite Retro Boy Band or to Japanese midget pornography?
Thanks in advance for your answers.
Thanks in advance for your answers.
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Posted on 4/18/15 at 6:33 pm to Lsupimp
Is Jimbo Fisher your oc again?
Posted on 4/18/15 at 6:34 pm to Lsupimp
Lol at Jeff Wickersham
Posted on 4/18/15 at 6:36 pm to Lsupimp
Posted on 4/18/15 at 6:37 pm to Lsupimp
I thought AU was known mostly as RBU but QBU also works. Thanks for the endorsement and I think every team should fear the day they have to play against JJ. 
Posted on 4/18/15 at 6:37 pm to Lsupimp
Lol
I'm more concerned about Arky at QB than LSU
I'm more concerned about Arky at QB than LSU
Posted on 4/18/15 at 6:38 pm to Lsupimp
Posted on 4/18/15 at 6:43 pm to Lsupimp
Who did this?
Seth Rogen: Did what? What are you talking about?
James Franco: Jizzed all over the pages of this nice magazine I was nice enough to tell you about.
Danny McBride: [Raises hand] It was me, Franco. I frickin' made jizz in your magazine.
James Franco: What?
Danny McBride: When I frickin' jack off long enough, I end up jizzin', dude. I'm assuming, the same shite works for you?
James Franco: Real frickin' smart answer! Why don't you frickin' aim, huh?
Danny McBride: I have a particularly explosive ejaculate. It just goes everywhere. It's like a frickin' wild fireman's hose - you just got to grab on and pray to God it doesn't get into your eyes or your mouth.
James Franco: What the frick kind of jerking off is that? What, you never had any brothers? You never learned to jizz in a frickin' sock or on a frickin' tissue?
Danny McBride: You think that's the only thing I jerked off in here? I've been dropping loads around this frickin' house like a goddamn dump truck.
James Franco: You don't cum on my stuff!
Danny McBride: I'll cum wherever the frick I want, James! I'll frickin' cum in your kitchen, I'll cum on your frickin' art, I'll cum anywhere I want!
James Franco: I will frickin' cum right on you! I will cum like a frickin' madman all over you, McBride!
Danny McBride: Ooh! I frickin' wish you'd cum on me right now! I frickin' dare you to cum on me!
[Both men exchange masturbation gestures at each other]
Danny McBride: [Grabbing baseball bat between his legs] I'm gonna jack my dick so frickin' hard in here...
James Franco: This, no more, man! All over your frickin' face!
Danny McBride: ...All over the frickin' floor, all over the frickin' place! I'll cum everywhere!
Seth Rogen: Did what? What are you talking about?
James Franco: Jizzed all over the pages of this nice magazine I was nice enough to tell you about.
Danny McBride: [Raises hand] It was me, Franco. I frickin' made jizz in your magazine.
James Franco: What?
Danny McBride: When I frickin' jack off long enough, I end up jizzin', dude. I'm assuming, the same shite works for you?
James Franco: Real frickin' smart answer! Why don't you frickin' aim, huh?
Danny McBride: I have a particularly explosive ejaculate. It just goes everywhere. It's like a frickin' wild fireman's hose - you just got to grab on and pray to God it doesn't get into your eyes or your mouth.
James Franco: What the frick kind of jerking off is that? What, you never had any brothers? You never learned to jizz in a frickin' sock or on a frickin' tissue?
Danny McBride: You think that's the only thing I jerked off in here? I've been dropping loads around this frickin' house like a goddamn dump truck.
James Franco: You don't cum on my stuff!
Danny McBride: I'll cum wherever the frick I want, James! I'll frickin' cum in your kitchen, I'll cum on your frickin' art, I'll cum anywhere I want!
James Franco: I will frickin' cum right on you! I will cum like a frickin' madman all over you, McBride!
Danny McBride: Ooh! I frickin' wish you'd cum on me right now! I frickin' dare you to cum on me!
[Both men exchange masturbation gestures at each other]
Danny McBride: [Grabbing baseball bat between his legs] I'm gonna jack my dick so frickin' hard in here...
James Franco: This, no more, man! All over your frickin' face!
Danny McBride: ...All over the frickin' floor, all over the frickin' place! I'll cum everywhere!
Posted on 4/18/15 at 6:43 pm to Lsupimp
LSU : Quarterback U :: Alabama : KickerU
Posted on 4/18/15 at 7:06 pm to Lsupimp
What the hell is going on in here?
Posted on 4/18/15 at 7:10 pm to Lsupimp
Posted on 4/18/15 at 7:12 pm to Lsupimp
The sad part is most believe you're serious. They must be used to the Tennessee/Arkansas trolls.
Posted on 4/18/15 at 7:13 pm to chattabama
quote:
LSU : Quarterback U :: Alabama : KickerU
I lold. Pretty accurate comparison.
Posted on 4/18/15 at 7:30 pm to Lsupimp
I upvoted
Posted on 4/18/15 at 7:34 pm to Lsupimp
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Early reports say it was the most dominant three- quarterback performance, not only in the history of the SEC, but in the history of organized football.
Well considering Kevin Steele is your defensive coordinator now, this wouldn't shock me the least.
Posted on 4/18/15 at 7:39 pm to Lsupimp
QB U? What a joke. When you cannot cross the 50 yard line but once you will never be called QB U. Never. 
Most believe you are serious comments? No the comment is basicly Moronic.
Most believe you are serious comments? No the comment is basicly Moronic.
This post was edited on 4/18/15 at 7:42 pm
Posted on 4/18/15 at 7:44 pm to SHOCKTIDE
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Most believe you are serious comments? No the comment is basicly Moronic.
Your Gumpy contribution to this thread is more appreciated than you realize. Up vote.
This post was edited on 4/18/15 at 7:46 pm
Posted on 4/18/15 at 7:47 pm to SHOCKTIDE
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QB U? What a joke. When you cannot cross the 50 yard line but once you will never be called QB U. Never.
Got eeeeeeeeeeem
Posted on 4/18/15 at 7:54 pm to FourThreeForty
LSU had a QB????
Posted on 4/18/15 at 8:22 pm to Lsupimp
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