re: Southern girls v. Northern girls

People who rave about southern girls aren't raving just about their looks. It's the attitude. Most guys actually like girls who desire traditional gender roles in a relationship. Southern girls are more likely to conform to those. There's also a long-standing tradition of civility, humility, and hospitality that fosters an attitude that is often authentically sweet and comforting while still being fun.

Northern girls are like a crazy club drug. You think it's fun at first, but then you quickly start tripping badly and end up handcuffed to your bed while all your stuff gets stolen and there's a shite on your floor.