re: It only took 6 years to activate my account.

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Hello Ryan. My name is Sir Richard MacLeverage but I just go by Dick Leverage on here to be casual. If you need any overstock candy corn, spatulas or other kitchen utensils, manure, cassette tapes, bagged lime, never opened puzzles, carabiners, nylon rope or linoleum flooring talk to me first. I can probably match or beat any price out there. I am also a personal chef, chauffeur, concierge, consigliere, DJ, Party Clown, juggler and magician if you ever require those services.

I am also the founder of UGLO (unhappy girlfriend liberation organization) and we are always looking for new members. Our Arkansas chapter is pretty good. If you are good at playin them Burger King hos you might fit right in. Welcome!

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I've always wanted a magical party clown with some bagged lime. You never know when it might come in handy.