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SEC Poetry Thread: Haikus in the Offseason Edition
Posted on 3/12/15 at 1:20 pm
Posted on 3/12/15 at 1:20 pm
Alabama
Cokesiah is in
We're "Offseason Heisman U"
Matt Womack: "roll tide"
Arkansas
Two S.E.C. wins?
That's it? Two S.E.C. wins?
Bert is a fatass
Auburn
No rule changes here
Lol Bert and Nick are Gussessed
Who will "transfer" next?
Florida
Yeah, we are still here
Who needs recruits, anyways?
Please god let this work
Georgia
Richt offseason plan:
Have star players arrested
Transfer to Auburn
Kentucky
It is March Madness
Suck our undefeated dicks
I agree with this
LSU
Haha Kevin Steele
Jennings is still our Q.B.
The decline is real
Ole Miss
I am a Rebal
Swag's saving kids in Haiti
Lol Dak is a thug
Mississippi State
Boycott La Vela
Dak is a saint; Bo is not
Hypocrites, we are
Missouri
Our coach is a drunk
We are a basketball school
Smashed cake on my face
South Carolina
It's been a rough year
Frank Martin is not that good
Still beat Georgia though
Tennessee
Brick by brick. Vols, Bitch
Shitting all over the rant
Thirty-four to three
Texas A&M
Shall I bend over?
Chavis, Chavis, ELL OHH ELL
Fill our jizz jars, please?
Vanderbilt
Poor Derek Mason
Next year will be better, right?
At least there's baseball
Cokesiah is in
We're "Offseason Heisman U"
Matt Womack: "roll tide"
Arkansas
Two S.E.C. wins?
That's it? Two S.E.C. wins?
Bert is a fatass
Auburn
No rule changes here
Lol Bert and Nick are Gussessed
Who will "transfer" next?
Florida
Yeah, we are still here
Who needs recruits, anyways?
Please god let this work
Georgia
Richt offseason plan:
Have star players arrested
Transfer to Auburn
Kentucky
It is March Madness
Suck our undefeated dicks
I agree with this
LSU
Haha Kevin Steele
Jennings is still our Q.B.
The decline is real
Ole Miss
I am a Rebal
Swag's saving kids in Haiti
Lol Dak is a thug
Mississippi State
Boycott La Vela
Dak is a saint; Bo is not
Hypocrites, we are
Missouri
Our coach is a drunk
We are a basketball school
Smashed cake on my face
South Carolina
It's been a rough year
Frank Martin is not that good
Still beat Georgia though
Tennessee
Brick by brick. Vols, Bitch
Shitting all over the rant
Thirty-four to three
Texas A&M
Shall I bend over?
Chavis, Chavis, ELL OHH ELL
Fill our jizz jars, please?
Vanderbilt
Poor Derek Mason
Next year will be better, right?
At least there's baseball
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Posted on 3/12/15 at 1:31 pm to Tornado Alley
Do you have a job?
Posted on 3/12/15 at 1:34 pm to Tornado Alley
Five syllables here
Seven more syllables here
Are you happy now?
Seven more syllables here
Are you happy now?
Posted on 3/12/15 at 1:39 pm to Tornado Alley
Bama runs this shite
Get used to it SEC
Way more wins than you
Get used to it SEC
Way more wins than you
This post was edited on 3/12/15 at 1:44 pm
Posted on 3/12/15 at 1:49 pm to Tornado Alley
Aggies on the rise
Chavis makes difference on field
Tigers gonna lose
Chavis makes difference on field
Tigers gonna lose
Posted on 3/12/15 at 1:55 pm to Tornado Alley
quote:
Arkansas
Two S.E.C. wins?
That's it? Two S.E.C. wins?
Bert is a fatass
Posted on 3/12/15 at 3:17 pm to Tornado Alley
frick the offseason
PIIIB all night
Rinse lather repeat
PIIIB all night
Rinse lather repeat
Posted on 3/12/15 at 3:22 pm to Tornado Alley
Bama Alumni
Learned to count real good while there
Can't you tell?
Learned to count real good while there
Can't you tell?
Posted on 3/12/15 at 3:52 pm to Tornado Alley
Spread is for pussies,
Real American football,
Player safety first.
Real American football,
Player safety first.
Posted on 3/12/15 at 4:15 pm to Tornado Alley
The biggest woodchuck
Hugh Freeze or Jim McElwain
Hugh Freeze by a mile.
Mullen has no neck
His wife is kind of pretty
He's still a hunchback
Hugh Freeze or Jim McElwain
Hugh Freeze by a mile.
Mullen has no neck
His wife is kind of pretty
He's still a hunchback
Posted on 3/12/15 at 4:25 pm to Tornado Alley
I don't post alot
But it certainly seems that
You might be the worst
But it certainly seems that
You might be the worst
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