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re: What are your plans for the shortest day of the year?
Posted on 3/8/15 at 1:07 pm to Hardy_Har
Posted on 3/8/15 at 1:07 pm to Hardy_Har
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I convinced myself in high school that red jackets made me look even higher after pot intake.
In college I had a little before law enforcement class. At the beginning of class the professor started looking around the room at everyone. He asked which one of us would be most likely to be mugged or assaulted. We all just kind of sat there.
He walked up to me and snatched me by my red fleece jacket and long hair out of my seat and threw me against the chalkboard. Then he spun me around and said: "The guy wearing red is always going to draw the most attention." Then he stared me in the eyes... I was terrified. He said, "Looks like you had a rough night last night... you OK?" I was speechless and all I could do was nod my head.
I never again smoked before his class.
This post was edited on 3/8/15 at 1:34 pm
Posted on 3/8/15 at 1:22 pm to DownSouthJukin
frick the police.
Did you know that today is international women's day AND the shortest day of the year?
Ha
Hehe
Lol
This post was edited on 3/8/15 at 1:25 pm
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