Hatin' arse Spurrier Salts Your Driveway

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Georgia won the Belk Bowl, but they'll tell everyone the trophy came from Brooks Brothers.

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Kind of Rich Brooks to let you borrow that Music City Bowl trophy, Notre Dame.

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Last time I saw a Peach stompin' like that, Tommy Bowden was tryin' to make his own wine.

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Lost to Wisconsin, and now Outback has to give out free shrimp. That's how anti-Semitic Auburn is.

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Doesn't matter what the box score says. Florida State's honor court didn't see a single turnover.

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Mark Dantonio said Michigan State won because of great chemistry. Thought that was more of a Mizzou thing, but whatever.

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Congrats, you beat pirates. You're up to Somalia-level competence, Florida.

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What's the bigger shock to Bama fans, that Nick Saban doesn't own Urban Meyer or the existence of the 13th Amendment?

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