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Craters in Russia are mysteriously popping up everywhere.
Posted on 2/26/15 at 12:52 pm
Posted on 2/26/15 at 12:52 pm
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So what are we dealing with here? I know a few popped up in the last year, but apparently they found another one thanks to satellite imaging. The official claim is that these are the result of underground gas explosions that may have been triggered by gas explosions.
But based on the pictures, the sides are relatively smooth, with no accounting for the matter that would have been "blown out" of these craters.
So WTF is going on?
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Posted on 2/26/15 at 12:54 pm to Gcockboi
Aliens
Posted on 2/26/15 at 12:58 pm to Gcockboi
Ever seen Tremors?
Posted on 2/26/15 at 12:59 pm to Gcockboi
Gatorprincess is looking for a mail order groom over there.
Posted on 2/26/15 at 12:59 pm to Gcockboi
Gaia gettin ready to do work.
Posted on 2/26/15 at 12:59 pm to Gcockboi
Graboid
Posted on 2/26/15 at 1:04 pm to Gcockboi
Definitely Tremors
Posted on 2/26/15 at 1:08 pm to Gcockboi
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underground gas explosions that may have been triggered by gas explosions.
Posted on 2/26/15 at 1:13 pm to Gcockboi
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“We know now of seven craters in the Arctic area. Five are directly on the Yamal peninsula, one in Yamal Autonomous district, and one is on the north of the Krasnoyarsk region, near the Taimyr peninsula,"
They're certainly not blasts. More like upwellings. At about 70 meters they're not exceptionally deep either. I would guess they're caused by a gas such as methane that accumulates as the tundra thaws and then pushes the ground up and out and then collapses back on itself.
Earth zits.
Posted on 2/26/15 at 1:25 pm to Gcockboi
quote:Andy is probably just going around dropping the dirt down his pants when nobody is looking.
with no accounting for the matter that would have been "blown out" of these craters.
Posted on 2/26/15 at 1:47 pm to Gcockboi
Methane hydrate deposits in the permafrost dissociating because of global warming resulting in cave ins
Posted on 2/26/15 at 2:04 pm to Gcockboi
Disturbances in the fabric of the space time continuum
The dirt and rock is now in another time/dimension
Putins fault
The dirt and rock is now in another time/dimension
Putins fault
Posted on 2/26/15 at 6:28 pm to Gcockboi
That's where Putin whipped it out and his balls landed
Posted on 2/26/15 at 7:27 pm to Gcockboi
Maybe Putin earned his 9th degree black belt in Taekwondo by sweeping Michael Moore or Rosie O'Donnell, resulting in said craters.
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