re: IM bored and figured y'all might entertain me

Or watch a movie. A personal favorite, watch "Dr. Strangelove." What with the tension with Putin's Russia, this Cold War era flick will get you thinking about nuclear combat. Need a survival kit? Consider what was in Slim Pickens':

Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find: one forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days' concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings. Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.