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2014 Football Season Review....In Song
Posted on 2/11/15 at 4:20 pm
Posted on 2/11/15 at 4:20 pm
Meeting Cancelled, bored, so I did this. A review of the poor '14 Season...in song.
vs aTm Lost 52-28
(realized with the quickness that our defense was light years from where it needed to be if we were going to be competitive that year.)
Bill Withers - Ain't No Sunshine
vs ecu Won 33-23
Tough one, wasn't really excited after it, but then they beat va tech and destroyed unc, so it seemed a lot better than it was....so I have no idea for a song, but this one always makes me laugh.
OH MY DAYUM
vs uga Won 38-35
I imagine Spurrier would feel like Hetfield after owning the head to head career record and recently 4outta5 like this.
Metallica - Master of Puppets
vs vandy Won 48-34
This song mentions running it back and rape, so this fits Vandy.
Young AJ - Run It Back
vs mizzou
This is where all the fears about the defense and coaching game management were confirmed. Up by double digits, closing minutes and allowed 2 TD drives...unfrickingbelievable. Ward realized that he would have to underSTAAAANIAAANNDD if people never wanted to see him again.
Third Eye Blind - Jumper
vs kentucky Lost 45-38
I think this was the rock bottom for the season. We were' up by double digits against an opponent we should've clearly beaten...and we blew it.
Merle Haggard -- Are The Good Times Really Over
vs furman Won 41-10
yep, we beat Furman, but the melt from the season was still strong, so winning these easy games just left us either melting or numb.
Pink Floyd - Comfortably Numb
vs auburn Lost Lost 42-35
We knew our defense was completely hopeless after kentucky and the auburn team scored on all but 1 drive. However, it was interesting watching Malzahn and Spurrier go toe-to-toe in very explosive offensive-focused game. Spurrier acted like he was having a lot of fun calling the plays.
Wu-Tang Clan - Da Mystery Of Chessboxin'
vs tenn Lost 45-42 (OT)
Sure why not, another double digit lead with less than 7 minutes, let's piss that away too. Pass me the bottle.
Hank Williams Jr. - I'm gonna get drunk and play Hank Williams all night Long
vs florida Won 23-20 (OT)
We ice'd Muschamp's job at uf. Made Urban quit, then Muschamp. Spurrier protecting his place in uf's All Time Greatest Coach list.
Biggie Smalls - Who Shot Ya
vs south alabama Won 37-12
Good, we won another game we were supposed to win. Momentary relief
Rage Against The Machine - Sleep Now in the Fire
vs clemson Lost 35-17
Had a nice 5 year run, but the same defensive woes appeared, we couldn't stop a fly sweep to save our lives, and the streak ended.
Cinderella - Don't Know What You Got (Till It's Gone)
vs miami Won 24-21
Won the Duck Commander Bowl, won the single best non-championship trophy in all of the bowl season. Our trophy looked awesome, but I would've still rather had that deep vag national championship trophy.
Duck Dynasty Theme Song Full (yeah, it's ZZ Top - Sharp Dressed Man, but just go with it.)
Any suggestions or recommendations to change any of these?
vs aTm Lost 52-28
(realized with the quickness that our defense was light years from where it needed to be if we were going to be competitive that year.)
Bill Withers - Ain't No Sunshine
vs ecu Won 33-23
Tough one, wasn't really excited after it, but then they beat va tech and destroyed unc, so it seemed a lot better than it was....so I have no idea for a song, but this one always makes me laugh.
OH MY DAYUM
vs uga Won 38-35
I imagine Spurrier would feel like Hetfield after owning the head to head career record and recently 4outta5 like this.
Metallica - Master of Puppets
vs vandy Won 48-34
This song mentions running it back and rape, so this fits Vandy.
Young AJ - Run It Back
vs mizzou
This is where all the fears about the defense and coaching game management were confirmed. Up by double digits, closing minutes and allowed 2 TD drives...unfrickingbelievable. Ward realized that he would have to underSTAAAANIAAANNDD if people never wanted to see him again.
Third Eye Blind - Jumper
vs kentucky Lost 45-38
I think this was the rock bottom for the season. We were' up by double digits against an opponent we should've clearly beaten...and we blew it.
Merle Haggard -- Are The Good Times Really Over
vs furman Won 41-10
yep, we beat Furman, but the melt from the season was still strong, so winning these easy games just left us either melting or numb.
Pink Floyd - Comfortably Numb
vs auburn Lost Lost 42-35
We knew our defense was completely hopeless after kentucky and the auburn team scored on all but 1 drive. However, it was interesting watching Malzahn and Spurrier go toe-to-toe in very explosive offensive-focused game. Spurrier acted like he was having a lot of fun calling the plays.
Wu-Tang Clan - Da Mystery Of Chessboxin'
vs tenn Lost 45-42 (OT)
Sure why not, another double digit lead with less than 7 minutes, let's piss that away too. Pass me the bottle.
Hank Williams Jr. - I'm gonna get drunk and play Hank Williams all night Long
vs florida Won 23-20 (OT)
We ice'd Muschamp's job at uf. Made Urban quit, then Muschamp. Spurrier protecting his place in uf's All Time Greatest Coach list.
Biggie Smalls - Who Shot Ya
vs south alabama Won 37-12
Good, we won another game we were supposed to win. Momentary relief
Rage Against The Machine - Sleep Now in the Fire
vs clemson Lost 35-17
Had a nice 5 year run, but the same defensive woes appeared, we couldn't stop a fly sweep to save our lives, and the streak ended.
Cinderella - Don't Know What You Got (Till It's Gone)
vs miami Won 24-21
Won the Duck Commander Bowl, won the single best non-championship trophy in all of the bowl season. Our trophy looked awesome, but I would've still rather had that deep vag national championship trophy.
Duck Dynasty Theme Song Full (yeah, it's ZZ Top - Sharp Dressed Man, but just go with it.)
Any suggestions or recommendations to change any of these?
This post was edited on 2/11/15 at 4:25 pm
Posted on 2/11/15 at 6:03 pm to CockInYourEar
I would have somehow fit "prison sex" by tool and "rape me" by nirvanna in there somewhere, but nice job.
Posted on 2/13/15 at 11:20 am to CockInYourEar
Good list.
For some reason, after every loss this season I found myself naked in a tub with an empty bottle of Maker's and this song blaring on repeat.
For some reason, after every loss this season I found myself naked in a tub with an empty bottle of Maker's and this song blaring on repeat.
Posted on 2/13/15 at 2:06 pm to CockInYourEar
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