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Guy making millions from redneck gag gifts

Posted on 2/6/15 at 7:37 am
Posted by samson'sseed
Augusta
Member since Aug 2013
2070 posts
Posted on 2/6/15 at 7:37 am
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Jonah White founded this company 21 years ago. He lived in his parents house and made fake hillbilly teeth and sold them from an 800 number.

He no longer has to make the teeth himself...he owns a factory in Taiwan that manufactures them.

He's not actually a redneck himself--his father is an anthropology professor. Jonah was the leading rusher for the Missouri State football team in 1992.

He's quite the success story. They have an article about him in last week's Bloomberg News. I would have never thought there was that much money in stupid junk such as this.

He owns huge log cabin on a 700 acre property and has a pet black bear, bobcat, and red fox.
Posted by bamarep
Member since Nov 2013
51817 posts
Posted on 2/6/15 at 7:51 am to
He has a pet bobcat, yet it's not a redneck? OK.
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55614 posts
Posted on 2/6/15 at 8:05 am to
Fake teeth!

Pet Rock!


Why can't I come up with one if these amazing inventions?
Posted by sms151t
Polos, Porsches, Ponies..PROBATION
Member since Aug 2009
139889 posts
Posted on 2/6/15 at 9:37 am to
Jonah is a redneck I went to school with him and he was Coors Player of the year for our 92 team.

Jonah was a strange cat and still is. He was the driving force behind the latest SMS football hire, that none of the alumni supported, except him.
Posted by piggidyphish
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2009
18880 posts
Posted on 2/6/15 at 9:46 am to
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He's not actually a redneck himself-


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He owns huge log cabin on a 700 acre property and has a pet black bear, bobcat, and red fox.



Sounds like a redneck to me.
Posted by The Nino
Member since Jan 2010
21527 posts
Posted on 2/6/15 at 10:21 am to
Didn't he have a TV show for a little while too?
Posted by scrooster
Resident Ethicist
Member since Jul 2012
37914 posts
Posted on 2/6/15 at 3:57 pm to
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Jonah White founded this company 21 years ago. He lived in his parents house and made fake hillbilly teeth and sold them from an 800 number.

He no longer has to make the teeth himself...he owns a factory in Taiwan that manufactures them.

He's not actually a redneck himself--his father is an anthropology professor. Jonah was the leading rusher for the Missouri State football team in 1992.

He's quite the success story. They have an article about him in last week's Bloomberg News. I would have never thought there was that much money in stupid junk such as this.

He owns huge log cabin on a 700 acre property and has a pet black bear, bobcat, and red fox.


I saw a show about him one time ... on Fox News I think it was.

He lived in a cave for awhile.

I saw his house in the show, the pet bear, which he should let-go, and the other eccentric stuff he has.
Posted by Agforlife
Somewhere in the Brazos Valley
Member since Nov 2012
20102 posts
Posted on 2/6/15 at 4:00 pm to
He also has a TV show where other people pitch him their gag product ideas
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
119792 posts
Posted on 2/6/15 at 7:22 pm to
I read somewhere that the guy who came up with drilling holes in tennis balls and selling them as antenna swag was a multi millionaire.
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