re: Texas A&M Fan Logic

Aggies have isolated themselves in order to prostitute themselves out to the SEC. They'll take your cornholing for the cash, so they can build gaudy shite and brag like white trash, while burning through the moolah earned by someone else.

It really grinds their gears that they can no longer relate to the people they work with, or attend church with. Instead, they've aligned themselves with the slack-jawed SEC, who, while cornholing aggies, has gained a greater presence in Texas so as to recruit.

Stalin coined a term that is appropriate for aggies: useful idiots.