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re: Gwyneth Paltrow steams her va jay jay ...
Posted on 1/29/15 at 6:45 pm to wmr
Posted on 1/29/15 at 6:45 pm to wmr
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I'm really glad I don't own a vagina. Seems like the upkeep would be hell.
... and people always wanting to steal it.
I figure it must be like owning fine table silver.
It sits around doing nothing except for once or twice a year, once it gets old and antique especially ... then you pull it out and polish it and make it shiny then eat (with) it.
If someone breaks into your house it's always the first thing they steal.
Your wife will hold onto it like the family china, if not moreso.
Posted on 1/30/15 at 8:07 am to scrooster
She's likea hundred times crazier than she looks. From her parenting theories, her Auschwitz vegetarian diet agendas, --to stories like this..... Just tattoo it on her forehead "dumb psycho bitch", you'll do the world a great favor.
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