re: Gwyneth Paltrow steams her va jay jay ...

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I'm really glad I don't own a vagina. Seems like the upkeep would be hell.

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... and people always wanting to steal it.

I figure it must be like owning fine table silver.

It sits around doing nothing except for once or twice a year, once it gets old and antique especially ... then you pull it out and polish it and make it shiny then eat (with) it.

If someone breaks into your house it's always the first thing they steal.

Your wife will hold onto it like the family china, if not moreso.