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New "Men's Bible" out - How excited are you?

Posted on 1/26/15 at 8:44 pm
Posted by BlackPawnMartyr
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2010
15346 posts
Posted on 1/26/15 at 8:44 pm
On a scale from David beating Goliath to the Spanish Inquisition how excited would you say you are for this new more manly Bible?


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Its cover is the first hint that the newly released "Men's Bible" is targeted to guys. Leather-textured, as rugged and manly as a paper cover can be, it's meant to evoke a basketball. Once inside the volume, though, the reader quickly discerns that the book isn't even tangentially about sports.


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Posted by Agforlife
Somewhere in the Brazos Valley
Member since Nov 2012
20102 posts
Posted on 1/26/15 at 8:47 pm to
Believe I'll stick to the 2 I carry now ty
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55545 posts
Posted on 1/26/15 at 8:47 pm to
I have a stack of Bibles all for different purposes.

I'm a man so they are all men's Bibles
Posted by BlackHelicopterPilot
Top secret lab
Member since Feb 2004
52833 posts
Posted on 1/26/15 at 8:48 pm to
JEEBUS!!!


Posted by beejon
University Of Louisiana Warhawks
Member since Nov 2008
7959 posts
Posted on 1/26/15 at 8:59 pm to
I guess it would be good for shallow, kindergarten, baby Christians.
Posted by BlackPawnMartyr
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2010
15346 posts
Posted on 1/26/15 at 9:41 pm to
So far 2 down votes for The Men's Bible and 0 up votes. Doesnt look like its going to be a popular Easter gift after all.
Posted by BuddyLAM
New Orleans
Member since May 2013
2633 posts
Posted on 1/26/15 at 9:59 pm to
Sounds stupid
Posted by MykTide
Member since Jul 2012
25511 posts
Posted on 1/26/15 at 10:04 pm to
Any naked womens in it? Can't be a "men's" anything without naked womens.
Posted by ManBearTiger
BRLA
Member since Jun 2007
21871 posts
Posted on 1/26/15 at 10:44 pm to
Will this one be non-fiction?
Posted by wmr
North of Dickson, South of Herman's
Member since Mar 2009
32518 posts
Posted on 1/26/15 at 11:25 pm to
Ha.

Honest question for those of you who attend church regularly. Standing there while some ****y metro sexual whines out contempo Christian hipster music, lights, smoke, etc...

How do you not feel totally emasculated?

I think the faith isn't what it was in the past. I'm not anti-Christian, and I've tried a few times to get into going to service regularly. Its just the most cringe-worthy thing I can imagine every time I go.

Explain to me how you tolerate attending a modern American church. I'm not being snarky, I'm genuinely interested what you get out of it.
Posted by StrawsDrawnAtRandom
Member since Sep 2013
21146 posts
Posted on 1/27/15 at 12:05 am to
Can hardly contain myself.
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