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re: Hypothetical scenario for $10 million

Posted on 1/14/15 at 10:28 pm to
Posted by wmr
North of Dickson, South of Herman's
Member since Mar 2009
32518 posts
Posted on 1/14/15 at 10:28 pm to
I'm just sayin, if I applied myself, I could jerk off 100 dudes in a day. Two days max. And never have to work another day in my life. Hells yeah.

I have the internet. My brain is already full of disturbing memories of things.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
109447 posts
Posted on 1/15/15 at 9:27 am to
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I'm just sayin, if I applied myself, I could jerk off 100 dudes in a day. Two days max. And never have to work another day in my life. Hells yeah.


Actually, if you used the dick jerking algorithm, you could actually jerk off 4 guys at a time as long as they're tip-to-tip like 2 shake weights. So long as they have a similar dick-to-floor ratio (or D2F) and similar mean jerk time (MJT), then you could feasibly jerk off 100 men in under an hour, especially if the time to orgasm (T2O) is slightly off and you have a guy with a similar D2F waiting on the wings to where you would waste no time or unneeded energy.
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