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Hypothetical scenario for $10 million
Posted on 1/14/15 at 10:01 pm
Posted on 1/14/15 at 10:01 pm
The money is a lump sum and tax free with absolutely no restrictions. You can do literally whatever you want with it. However, you have to do one of two things: Beat a homeless man to death with a blunt object, or have 30 minutes of sex with someone of the same gender.
The homeless man has no ties to the world, nobody will miss him and it will be neatly "covered up" and you are guaranteed to never be found out or face charges.
The person you would be having sex with is a homosexual (thus they will enjoy it) that has a clean bill of health, you are at no risk of STDs and no knowledge of the act will ever leave the room in which it takes place. Nobody you know will ever be made aware of it. The "partner" must climax in order for you to win the money and you must be the one to cause it (no masturbating).
Do you accept one of the scenarios, and if so which one?
The homeless man has no ties to the world, nobody will miss him and it will be neatly "covered up" and you are guaranteed to never be found out or face charges.
The person you would be having sex with is a homosexual (thus they will enjoy it) that has a clean bill of health, you are at no risk of STDs and no knowledge of the act will ever leave the room in which it takes place. Nobody you know will ever be made aware of it. The "partner" must climax in order for you to win the money and you must be the one to cause it (no masturbating).
Do you accept one of the scenarios, and if so which one?
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Posted on 1/14/15 at 10:03 pm to Roger Klarvin
Wow 
Posted on 1/14/15 at 10:04 pm to Roger Klarvin
Easy. Bang the dude. So much better than being a murderer.
Posted on 1/14/15 at 10:04 pm to Roger Klarvin
Trolling LSU got to boring?
Posted on 1/14/15 at 10:04 pm to Roger Klarvin
i would give a clean guy a handy for 10 million and not give a shite who knew about it
Posted on 1/14/15 at 10:09 pm to Roger Klarvin
Klarvin which one is you?
Posted on 1/14/15 at 10:09 pm to Roger Klarvin
If I do both, can I get $20M? If so, that's my answer.
Posted on 1/14/15 at 10:11 pm to Roger Klarvin
Yeah I don't have murder in me. Having a dick shoved up my anus sounds absolutely terrible, but better than killing an innocent man/woman. I mean I am not sure how I'd handle the hypothetical, but iunno. Maybe if it was one of my friends that's gay that would make it easier? They'd know my personality and be so attracted to me they'd come quicker than 30 minutes? I'm not sure how gay sex works. I don't have to have a boner too do I? Does the guy getting a dick up his butt usually have an erection? So many logistical question I really don't want to have to look up.
Posted on 1/14/15 at 10:11 pm to Roger Klarvin
ummmm
Posted on 1/14/15 at 10:12 pm to Roger Klarvin
What is the actual sex act I have to commit? This is important. If a giving an HJ counts then this is a no brainer. If I have to take it in the arse? That's getting close to the threshold but I dunno.
I'm not gonna murder someone and waste the frick away in jail, plus I'm pretty sure that money can get seized since it was rewarded from a criminal act.
I'm not gonna murder someone and waste the frick away in jail, plus I'm pretty sure that money can get seized since it was rewarded from a criminal act.
This post was edited on 1/14/15 at 10:14 pm
Posted on 1/14/15 at 10:13 pm to Roger Klarvin
Can I guess what Aggies would choose?
Posted on 1/14/15 at 10:13 pm to Roger Klarvin
What if I frick a homeless man then kill him?
Posted on 1/14/15 at 10:15 pm to Roger Klarvin
I say neither but my family is very wealthy.
Sorry figs and murderers
Sorry figs and murderers
Posted on 1/14/15 at 10:30 pm to Roger Klarvin
Question: This poor that I club to death, can he be processed into food for other poors?
Posted on 1/14/15 at 10:33 pm to Roger Klarvin
I'll take the paid gay sex please.
Posted on 1/14/15 at 10:37 pm to Roger Klarvin
Depends, does the guy look like a Brad Pitt or more like a Lena Dunham?
Posted on 1/14/15 at 11:04 pm to Roger Klarvin
What I want to know is who's gonna clean the coke I just spit out all over my dashboard reading this shite 
Posted on 1/14/15 at 11:08 pm to Roger Klarvin
Guess I'll have to kill someone,cause if you build a thousand bridges and suck one Peter you'll always be called a Peter puffer.
Posted on 1/15/15 at 1:13 am to Roger Klarvin
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The homeless man has no ties to the world, nobody will miss him and it will be neatly "covered up" and you are guaranteed to never be found out or face charges.
frick no. I couldn't ever kill anyone for the hell of it. It'd take some life-threatening situation for me to consider.
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The person you would be having sex with is a homosexual (thus they will enjoy it) that has a clean bill of health, you are at no risk of STDs and no knowledge of the act will ever leave the room in which it takes place. Nobody you know will ever be made aware of it. The "partner" must climax in order for you to win the money and you must be the one to cause it (no masturbating).
$10 million? As long as the wife gave me her blessings, sure, I'll be a $10 million whore.
ETA: Isn't it funny how we all look at gay dudes as prissy and weak, yet we are the ones terrified at taking it up the arse, all while we try and talk the wife into anal?
Just an interesting conflict.
This post was edited on 1/15/15 at 1:21 am
Posted on 1/15/15 at 1:20 am to Roger Klarvin
The second option is easy as hell. I'd probably do that for just a few million let alone 10
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