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Posted on 1/15/15 at 12:01 am to
Posted by guschamp84
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Jet Skis are not that easy to ride if you havent done it before or regularly. You can get seriously injured on those things, including getting water blown up your arse or other openings (ladies) in very dangerous embolism related ways. (this is if you fall off at speed).
This post was edited on 1/15/15 at 12:05 am
Posted by genro
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Posted on 1/15/15 at 12:06 am to
Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Member since Jan 2014
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Posted on 1/15/15 at 7:01 am to
quote:

Jet Skis are not that easy to ride if you havent done it before or regularly. You can get seriously injured on those things, including getting water blown up your arse or other openings (ladies) in very dangerous embolism related ways. (this is if you fall off at speed).


Thanks, dad. Tell mom I'll be down at the pier.
Posted by SavageOrangeJug
Member since Oct 2005
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Posted on 1/15/15 at 7:03 am to
quote:

Jet Skis are not that easy to ride if you havent done it before or regularly. You can get seriously injured on those things, including getting water blown up your arse or other openings (ladies) in very dangerous embolism related ways. (this is if you fall off at speed).


I've never had water blown up my arse. That is a new one. I have danced, rolled, tumbled, flipped, and skipped like a rock across the water.

People say the water is like concrete when you come of at 60 mph+. I found that isn't true. The water is no harder than your average hardwood floor.
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