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re: Ladies of the OTB, would you ever consider donating your eggs?

Posted on 1/8/15 at 12:32 pm to
Posted by scrooster
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Member since Jul 2012
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Posted on 1/8/15 at 12:32 pm to
Funny you should mention this because just the other night I was telling my wife that I was thinking about trying to buy some eggs from a couple of our current Lady Gamecock basketball players and then using my man seed to have them fertilized and then hire a couple of surrogate vessels to carry them to term ... because I'm looking for the pairing of really good genetics to maybe make some new babies I could get partially raised before I kick.

Well, she didn't like my idea at all ... called all my girls and told them to which two of the girls called me and dared me to do it and said they would disown me ... owell. I might do it anyway. They're just worried about their inheritance.

I'm at the perfect patient and wise age to raise some new babies. Have the nannies oversea the nasty stuff, but me be there for the nurturing and the teaching. If it worked I could maybe do a couple a year until I got the right mix of males and females and then I could hope my genes would be spread like a modern day Genghis Kahn or something.

Anyway, an old man's dream. I still fap enough to supply all the man seed they could possibly need ... I think.

Note to self. Go see if my baby batter still has a bunch of strong swimmers in there or if it's all batter and no baby makers.

Youth is wasted on the young.
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