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re: Would you rather have Phyllis or Updyke as your parent?

Posted on 1/6/15 at 5:27 pm to
Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Posted on 1/6/15 at 5:27 pm to
Both. Can you imagine?

Mom would be the nut in the stands screaming at the coach for you to come off of the bench at HS football games and throwing drinks at the refs. Dad would be busy loosening bolts on the bleachers across the field and slashing the tires of the opposing team's bus. Fricking awesome!
This post was edited on 1/6/15 at 5:29 pm
Posted by razorbackfan4life
Northwest Arkansas
Member since Apr 2011
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Posted on 1/6/15 at 5:29 pm to
The White family. From the Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginina
Posted by Porky
Member since Aug 2008
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Posted on 1/6/15 at 5:32 pm to
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Both. Can you imagine?

Phyllis would plant Updyke's butt in a jungle of poison oak.
Posted by SonofDye
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Posted on 1/6/15 at 5:33 pm to
Updyke probably has atleast one more brain cell than Phyllis and knows the team he pulls for. Phyllis was challenged to name 3 current Alabama players a few weeks ago and her response was Joe Namath, Kenny Stabler, and Greg Mcelroy.
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