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re: How are SEC celebs spending the day - take one, pass one on
Posted on 1/1/15 at 9:15 am to KaiserSoze99
Posted on 1/1/15 at 9:15 am to KaiserSoze99
Gus is standing naked in front of the mirror practicing his chewing gum show for the camera and imagining the commentators calling him an offensive genius - hoping they don't mention 3 out of 4 losses most recently, including Samford
Next up: Kevin Sumlin
Next up: Kevin Sumlin
Posted on 1/1/15 at 9:30 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Sumlin has pool boy bent over in the swagcopter yelling "you're fired!!"
Next up: Pinkel
Next up: Pinkel
Posted on 1/1/15 at 9:32 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Pinkel is unresponsive as a stripper he picked up last night is trying to wake him up in a panic. He just took about a half bottle of bourbon and a handful of something called "A Jimmy", it didn't seem scary at the time.
Next up: Bert
Next up: Bert
This post was edited on 1/1/15 at 9:36 am
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