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Posted on 12/25/14 at 11:10 am
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
96003 posts
Posted on 12/25/14 at 11:10 am
killz - sketch pad for his windows 98 computer

Lee County Tiger - dill pickle chips

Catfan - DWI stunna shades
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 12/25/14 at 11:15 am to
CNB - Jumbo bottle of Valtrex
CatFan - PETA membership renewal
V&S - Quran + Arabic lessons
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 12/25/14 at 11:19 am to
KSGamecock-- [redacted-- classified]

StrawsDrawnAtRandom -- a new gf

All the white posters -- melanin so y'all can ditch the sunscreen this summer
Posted by TT9
Global warming
Member since Sep 2008
82952 posts
Posted on 12/25/14 at 11:21 am to
CNB-bible

Vols&shaft-autographed copy of Obama's book

Tbird-Daytona tickets.
Posted by Stonehog
Platinum Rewards Club
Member since Aug 2011
33351 posts
Posted on 12/25/14 at 11:33 am to
Shaft - Interracial gay Saudi Arabian porn magazine

808Bass - dictionary

Belle - a clue
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
Throbbing Member
Member since Dec 2012
69930 posts
Posted on 12/25/14 at 12:06 pm to
KSGAMECOCK: A chart of ranters dick sizes

CatFan: a bag of Shut up

Stonehog : Ebola
This post was edited on 12/25/14 at 12:14 pm
Posted by diddydirtyAubie
Bozeman
Member since Dec 2010
39829 posts
Posted on 12/25/14 at 12:11 pm to
gcockboi - mini Fleshlight

tBird - supersized Fleshlight

Catfan - Fleshlight
This post was edited on 12/25/14 at 12:17 pm
Posted by Duke
Twin Lakes, CO
Member since Jan 2008
35638 posts
Posted on 12/25/14 at 12:15 pm to
Shaft: Anal Beads
Catfan: Jumbo Anal Beads
Hunter: High end prostitute and anal beads
Posted by Carolina_Girl
South Cackalacky
Member since Apr 2012
23973 posts
Posted on 12/25/14 at 12:21 pm to
TBird- 3 months leave from the military for both him and his wife along with a trip to whatever exclusive resort/vacation spot they'd like to go to.

Cheese- Season tickets to every SEC team's games for the rest of his life along with transportation to/from games and lodging. He can choose each week which game he would like to attend.

Belle- A Natty in both football and basketball next year. Kentucky fans deserve it and it would be cool to see them win both championships in the same year. (I would have added baseball, too, but I want Carolina to win something! )
Posted by 3nOut
Central Texas, TX
Member since Jan 2013
28994 posts
Posted on 12/25/14 at 12:30 pm to
Tbird - a DC
Shaft - a bowl win for the vols
Belle - a football win
Posted by Rig
BHM
Member since Aug 2011
41856 posts
Posted on 12/25/14 at 12:31 pm to
Carolina_Girl - age spot cream

15sammy34 - Evan Williams green label

heartbreakTiger - a box of assorted laundry detergents
Posted by arcalades
USA
Member since Feb 2014
19276 posts
Posted on 12/25/14 at 1:36 pm to
Rex-Obama action figure
Posted by Stacked
Member since Apr 2012
5675 posts
Posted on 12/25/14 at 3:07 pm to
Scans thread for his name.
Doesn't see it; heads back to the board.

-98% of the posters reading this thread.
Posted by Lee County Tiger
I Haz Sources
Member since Oct 2009
33354 posts
Posted on 12/25/14 at 3:43 pm to
So many people won't get the dill pickle chips reference
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache
Krystal Baller
Member since Jan 2008
4956 posts
Posted on 12/25/14 at 5:34 pm to
Flesh - A million zillion dollars

Sorantable - Dan mullens pubic pelt

Diddy - Updykes mustache
Posted by Kentucker
Cincinnati, KY
Member since Apr 2013
19351 posts
Posted on 12/25/14 at 5:49 pm to
Straws - Una nueva novia y ciudadanía mexicana.

Cheese Grits & Bluegrass Belle - A syndicated column about SEC football in every SEC town newspaper and every SEC school paper.

CNB - A young Steve Spurrier to coach the Cocks.

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