re: Merry Christmas Hog Brethren

They're both grown and mature animals that are on the brink of fulfilling their final destiny in life. They were killed to be eaten, they are content in smoker, they are willfully own their own and decidedly deserve their solitary peace in the last 6 hours of their time on this earth. I gave them moonshine, they are at the apex of fulfillment.
Amen