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re: The Fall of Tennessee Football: From Big 6 to Doormat of SEC
Posted on 12/23/14 at 6:05 pm to ABearsFanNMS
Posted on 12/23/14 at 6:05 pm to ABearsFanNMS
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My kids get a dayum good education,
Ranked dead last in education, face it, your state sucks big fat purple hippopotamus dicks.
Posted on 12/23/14 at 6:11 pm to Vols&Shaft83
You know who was educated in Missippi (intentional)?
Jim Henson.
Do you or do you not like the Muppets/Sesame Street/Fraggle Rock?
a. frick yeah I like them.
b. No, I'm a fricking moron.
c. No, I like to watch beagle puppies drown in lava.
d. No, I'm in Isis.
You want to know who else was edumacated in the Sip?
Oprah fricking Winfrey.
How would you know what to read and what would you drive if it weren't for Oprah, huh?
Exactly.
One final example (I could go on for days): Brett Favre.
That dude got addicted to pills, sent dick pics to sloots, told a future HOF quarterback to kick rocks while he shoots the shite in the offseason, and is still beloved by everyone. He sounds pretty fricking smart to me.
So you can put your "Missippi peeps our dum n shite" mids in your pipe and smoke it.
Jim Henson.
Do you or do you not like the Muppets/Sesame Street/Fraggle Rock?
a. frick yeah I like them.
b. No, I'm a fricking moron.
c. No, I like to watch beagle puppies drown in lava.
d. No, I'm in Isis.
You want to know who else was edumacated in the Sip?
Oprah fricking Winfrey.
How would you know what to read and what would you drive if it weren't for Oprah, huh?
Exactly.
One final example (I could go on for days): Brett Favre.
That dude got addicted to pills, sent dick pics to sloots, told a future HOF quarterback to kick rocks while he shoots the shite in the offseason, and is still beloved by everyone. He sounds pretty fricking smart to me.
So you can put your "Missippi peeps our dum n shite" mids in your pipe and smoke it.
Posted on 12/23/14 at 6:13 pm to Vols&Shaft83
Bless your heart, you really think I loose sleep over where MS is ranked on education & obesity (actually fat/uneducated people I do positively impact my business in a round about way)?
All I care about is my kids are in the right school district, getting great grades, kicking the shyiat out of the ACT, doing well in their athletic endeavors and have choices on what colleges they want to attend.
All I care about is my kids are in the right school district, getting great grades, kicking the shyiat out of the ACT, doing well in their athletic endeavors and have choices on what colleges they want to attend.
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