re: I just submitted a job application for Mizzou Defensive Coordinator

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If you get hired can I be the water boy...err Gatorade boy or maybe I could help in the equipment/gear department.
I have to be part of this thing if a bunch of jock sniffers are gonna take this bitch to the next level.

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I've narrowed candidates down to you and the University of Miami equipment manager from the Nevin Shapiro era. If you can match he and Nevin's fundraising/recruiting/boozing/prostituting acumen - and provide high quality H20 - the job is yours.