re: Springfield, MO has 6 Waffle Houses. First one opened in 1970s, store 448

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Be Me.
Be 19 and shitfaced drunk.
Walk to waffle house from my apartment.
Eat like a king.
Don't realize that waffle house doesn't take checks.
Oh shite.
Waitress is yelling at me.
Calling me a dumbass.
Everyone is laughing.
I'm trying not to shite my pants.
Group of 20 black fraternity guys walk in.
Waitress tells them to wait because I'm a dumbass.
One of them angrily yells "frick this honkey"
I'm shitting my pants.
A couple of frat guys advance toward me.
Oh shite, I'm going to die.
One grabs me from behind.
Says "you gonna die cracker"
Oh shite, oh shite, oh shite
Drags me outside.
Tosses me on the ground.
Look up, ready for severe asswhipping.
It's Noah who I worked at with at summer camp a few summers ago.
He's laughing.
I laugh.
Picks me up.
Takes me inside.
Pays for my food.
Makes me sit with his omega brothers.
Buys me more food.
Drives me home.
Smoke a blunt on the way.
Noah calls some bitches.
Party at my place.
BJ from a beautiful ebony honey.
Fell asleep at sunrise.
Woke up.
Walked to Waffle House.
Carried cash this time.

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