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Why are black dudes so bad at Robbery?

Posted on 12/7/14 at 9:13 pm
Posted by CtotheVrzrbck
WeWaCo
Member since Dec 2007
37538 posts
Posted on 12/7/14 at 9:13 pm
Watching the local nightly news here in NWArkansas.

2 crimes that were newsworthy.

2 black dudes from Cali tried to rob a pawn shop Sat. Morning (wouldn't you wait til later in the afternoon when they had $ from the day's sales?). The old lady that owns the store shot one of them and they were both arrested at the hospital down the street.

Then this afternoon a black dude broke a window at a bank and crawled in I guess to crack the vault safe. He got caught when the BWW manager saw him crawl out of the window. There's a state police HQ about a minute away from that bank location.

Would you not hit a bank when there was a manager there or tellers that could hand over cash from their tills?

Dumb criminals aren't a racial thing but this weekend in NW Arkansas they just happen to be black and w/ our low African American population they become a statistical anomaly.
Posted by Riseupfromtherubble
You'll Never Walk Alone
Member since Jun 2011
38386 posts
Posted on 12/7/14 at 9:20 pm to
It's newsworthy because the white devil cops didn't kill them in cold blood amirite
This post was edited on 12/7/14 at 9:20 pm
Posted by prostyleoffensetime
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2009
11488 posts
Posted on 12/7/14 at 9:23 pm to
quote:

2 crimes that were newsworthy.


2? That's weak shite. Jackson, MS news is 20 minutes crime, 5 minutes weather, 5 minutes sports.
Posted by ehole
in a house
Member since Nov 2010
3373 posts
Posted on 12/8/14 at 6:21 am to
quote:

Dumb criminals aren't a racial thing


but i made it my title anyways

Posted by CarolinaCock
South Carolina
Member since Jun 2012
2606 posts
Posted on 12/9/14 at 9:17 am to
Well we can't all put on suits and be white collar criminals on Wall Street like another group of ppl lol
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
28333 posts
Posted on 12/9/14 at 2:15 pm to
Pawn shops start out with cash in the morning, because it requires cash to make loans all day long.

Still though, robbing a pawn shop is a bad idea. The owner is damn sure going to be armed and good with a weapon, and there are going to be cameras everywhere.
Posted by Stan Gable
Memphis
Member since Oct 2014
584 posts
Posted on 12/9/14 at 2:24 pm to
Only bad at robberies????
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 12/9/14 at 2:25 pm to
Is this the year we lose the Robbing Championship Belt?

I mean, I thought we had it locked up after #Ferguson2014, but these two stooges have thrown things in jeopardy again
Posted by finestfirst79
Vicksburg, Mississippi
Member since Nov 2012
11646 posts
Posted on 12/9/14 at 4:27 pm to
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Dumb criminals aren't a racial thing


And yet... your subject title. I can't for the life of me imagine why some liberal dingbats think racism is a problem in our country.

Sorta serious question: Who IS good at robbery?
Posted by Roger Klarvin
DFW
Member since Nov 2012
46590 posts
Posted on 12/11/14 at 1:09 am to
The vast majority of robberies are committed by poors, a high percentage of poors are dumb (as in they lack education) and a disproportionate percentage of poors are black. It only stands to reason then that a high percentage of dumb robbers are black.

That being said, the guy who won a Darwin award after he shot himself in the face looking down the barrel of his own gun after it wouldn't fire at the clerk was white. So there's that.
Posted by StrawsDrawnAtRandom
Member since Sep 2013
21146 posts
Posted on 12/11/14 at 1:22 am to
Because most white people watch CSI and know they can get you with any goddamn thing ever.

Spit your gum out? You're toast, son.

That's legitimately the only reason I haven't went Jack The Ripper up in this bitch.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
91064 posts
Posted on 12/11/14 at 11:30 am to
The only group that is good at being criminals are Italians. Mafia ftw
Posted by Numberwang
Bike City, USA
Member since Feb 2012
13163 posts
Posted on 12/11/14 at 2:20 pm to
As a resident of NWA, I can see where you're coming from. We are more accustomed to white trash or Pacific Islander crime than crime from black people.
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