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re: Iron Bowl cops - what it's like to police 100k people during the IB
Posted on 12/5/14 at 4:08 pm to rmftrtr
Posted on 12/5/14 at 4:08 pm to rmftrtr
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"Ma'am ..." "Are you Alabama fan?" she asks. "I used to be."
"Used to be?" Blankley asks.
"My hussssband is an Auburn fan. And you know what they say in the Bible?" No one answers.
"It says to ressssspect your husband."
Traitor bitch
Posted on 12/5/14 at 9:33 pm to Riseupfromtherubble
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"Ma'am, is your husband here? You need to go sit down with him now."
Allie dances off, waving her pom poms up against the backs of the Alabama Million Dollar Marching Band as they exit the field. I chase her down and ask her if I can meet her husband.
"He's not here. I'm here with a friend, and heeee's right over there."
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