re: Losing to MIZZOU would be an economic boon to Bama land

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Let's go through this scenario with just a few examples of why my previous statement has merit.

(1) Carpet cleaners totally inundated for weeks cleaning carpets and furniture from the Gumps watching the big screen and losing their bowels after the Bama loss.

(2) Retail sales of TV's, home theater equipment, chairs, miscellaneous household goods destroyed in fits of rage and disbelief.

(3) General contractors repairing drywall damage, plumbing fixtures, doors, windows, etc.

(4) Auto body repair from drunken gumps loose on the road smashing into shite left and right.

(5) Liquor/beer sales hitting record levels across the state in an attempt to drown the pain.

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