re: Dear Auburn: Please for the love of all that is holy upset Bama

Really hope you are wrong. I think AU has a decent shot, but if our first play results in a penalty (like has happened recently) I will probably start drinking heavily.

I am also not sold on how healthy Bama is at the moment. That cupcake they had was like a prison one, it had ground up glass in it. I hope we never schedule that team.