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Does anybody know if they were able to pry Pancake Garrett out of the ground ?
Posted on 11/27/14 at 11:55 pm
Posted on 11/27/14 at 11:55 pm
I haven't seen a guy flattened that consistently since Kevin Bacon in Animal House.Or maybe Kevin Kline in "A Fish Called Wanda". It was like a cartoon, I kept looking if his jersey said "Wile. E Coyote" on the back but I could never see the back because he was always on his back. Pour some maple syrup on him and serve him for Sunday breakfast.
Posted on 11/27/14 at 11:57 pm to Lsupimp
Currently trying to find a big enough spatuler to fit both his wrecked body and his wrecked dignity.. Updates coming.
Posted on 11/27/14 at 11:57 pm to Lsupimp
He's probably shitting turf as we speak.
Posted on 11/27/14 at 11:58 pm to Lsupimp
wasn't he like a big time recruit or something
lol
he was terrible at football
lol
he was terrible at football
Posted on 11/27/14 at 11:58 pm to Lsupimp
Garrett is weak sauce.
aTm talks him up. He feasted on shitty teams this year.
He's gonna be a beast though.
But the rest of the D will continue to break down all around him.
aTm talks him up. He feasted on shitty teams this year.
He's gonna be a beast though.
But the rest of the D will continue to break down all around him.
Posted on 11/27/14 at 11:59 pm to Lsupimp
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Animal House
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A Fish Called Wanda
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Wile. E Coyote
Three things that have never been mentioned in the same conversation together before now. Safe to say you're not still in college.
This post was edited on 11/28/14 at 12:00 am
Posted on 11/27/14 at 11:59 pm to Lsupimp
That was just a tackling dummy or scarecrow A&M put out there.
This post was edited on 11/28/14 at 12:03 am
Posted on 11/28/14 at 12:01 am to Lsupimp
He should not have been out there in half the plays that he was, particularly when we ran I-form against them. He isn't physically ready to deal with a run game like ours, and thats not a slight on him at all. Like a lot of pass rushers in HS, he came into college strong but lean. Got pushed around.
That said, kudos to DIllon GOrdon and Lael Collins for manhandling a future stud.
That said, kudos to DIllon GOrdon and Lael Collins for manhandling a future stud.
Posted on 11/28/14 at 12:01 am to Lsupimp
A&M coaches should probably teach him gap responsibility. Man was he just completely out of place in the run game all night.
Also, probably dont play your pass rush specialist ALL GAME against a team running it right at him. Seriously, do you not have anyone else? At one point he called over to the sidelines to be taken off and he was waived to STAY ON
Also, probably dont play your pass rush specialist ALL GAME against a team running it right at him. Seriously, do you not have anyone else? At one point he called over to the sidelines to be taken off and he was waived to STAY ON
This post was edited on 11/28/14 at 12:03 am
Posted on 11/28/14 at 12:04 am to Lsupimp
The kid has double digit sacks in the SEC as a true freshman. He's already a great pass rusher, but he isn't ready to go toe to toe with a guy like Collins in the run game.
Posted on 11/28/14 at 12:07 am to Lsupimp
I think everyone knows Derek Barnett is a better true freshman DE than Garrett.
Posted on 11/28/14 at 1:08 am to Lsupimp
Same thing we did to Clowney a few years ago...run it right at him and make him make tough decisions on what to do. Put the pressure on him. Don't let him chase the play and be disruptive and pressure us. Shove it right down his throat. That's the way to beat any great D Lineman.
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