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Does anybody know if they were able to pry Pancake Garrett out of the ground ?

Posted on 11/27/14 at 11:55 pm
Posted by Lsupimp
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Posted on 11/27/14 at 11:55 pm
I haven't seen a guy flattened that consistently since Kevin Bacon in Animal House.Or maybe Kevin Kline in "A Fish Called Wanda". It was like a cartoon, I kept looking if his jersey said "Wile. E Coyote" on the back but I could never see the back because he was always on his back. Pour some maple syrup on him and serve him for Sunday breakfast.



Posted by WilliamTaylor21
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Posted on 11/27/14 at 11:57 pm to
Currently trying to find a big enough spatuler to fit both his wrecked body and his wrecked dignity.. Updates coming.
Posted by tigerfan in bamaland
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Posted on 11/27/14 at 11:57 pm to
Posted by LSU Patrick
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Posted on 11/27/14 at 11:57 pm to
He's probably shitting turf as we speak.
Posted by danman6336
Member since Jan 2005
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Posted on 11/27/14 at 11:58 pm to
wasn't he like a big time recruit or something

lol

he was terrible at football
Posted by Remote Controlled
Member since Apr 2013
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Posted on 11/27/14 at 11:58 pm to
Garrett is weak sauce.

aTm talks him up. He feasted on shitty teams this year.

He's gonna be a beast though.

But the rest of the D will continue to break down all around him.
Posted by TheCheshireHog
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Posted on 11/27/14 at 11:59 pm to
quote:

Animal House

quote:

A Fish Called Wanda

quote:

Wile. E Coyote


Three things that have never been mentioned in the same conversation together before now. Safe to say you're not still in college.
This post was edited on 11/28/14 at 12:00 am
Posted by Odinson
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Posted on 11/27/14 at 11:59 pm to
That was just a tackling dummy or scarecrow A&M put out there.

This post was edited on 11/28/14 at 12:03 am
Posted by NGATiger
Member since Dec 2013
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Posted on 11/28/14 at 12:01 am to
He should not have been out there in half the plays that he was, particularly when we ran I-form against them. He isn't physically ready to deal with a run game like ours, and thats not a slight on him at all. Like a lot of pass rushers in HS, he came into college strong but lean. Got pushed around.

That said, kudos to DIllon GOrdon and Lael Collins for manhandling a future stud.
Posted by thunderbird1100
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Member since Oct 2007
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Posted on 11/28/14 at 12:01 am to
A&M coaches should probably teach him gap responsibility. Man was he just completely out of place in the run game all night.

Also, probably dont play your pass rush specialist ALL GAME against a team running it right at him. Seriously, do you not have anyone else? At one point he called over to the sidelines to be taken off and he was waived to STAY ON
This post was edited on 11/28/14 at 12:03 am
Posted by Yat27
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Posted on 11/28/14 at 12:04 am to
The kid has double digit sacks in the SEC as a true freshman. He's already a great pass rusher, but he isn't ready to go toe to toe with a guy like Collins in the run game.
Posted by tennessee391
Member since Dec 2008
4885 posts
Posted on 11/28/14 at 12:07 am to
I think everyone knows Derek Barnett is a better true freshman DE than Garrett.
Posted by NWLATigerFan12
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 11/28/14 at 1:08 am to
Same thing we did to Clowney a few years ago...run it right at him and make him make tough decisions on what to do. Put the pressure on him. Don't let him chase the play and be disruptive and pressure us. Shove it right down his throat. That's the way to beat any great D Lineman.
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