re: Why are folks from Arkansas so fat, stupid and poor?

lol, you wouldn't fit in, don't worry. And we'd be wondering about you and if you are from the South because you would seem slooooooowwww to us. The reason Arkansans don't like people from the North is the fact we are too quick for y'all. I've been here 5 years and it is next to impossible to have a decent conversation. You have to keep it simple for them.