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Sorry if germans. Why is Bret/Ark called "Bert"?

Posted on 11/24/14 at 11:22 am
Posted by TigerFan244
Member since Jan 2012
2594 posts
Posted on 11/24/14 at 11:22 am
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Posted by Numberwang
Bike City, USA
Member since Feb 2012
13163 posts
Posted on 11/24/14 at 11:23 am to
I don't think anybody knows. Wisconsin fans called him that when he left.
Posted by craigbiggio
Member since Dec 2009
31805 posts
Posted on 11/24/14 at 11:23 am to
Think the Big 10 fans coined it and it followed him here
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
61842 posts
Posted on 11/24/14 at 11:23 am to
Because he is a large man


Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
145253 posts
Posted on 11/24/14 at 11:23 am to
Cause Bert finna eat
Posted by blacknblu
Member since Nov 2011
10276 posts
Posted on 11/24/14 at 11:23 am to
Because students who attend SEC schools have the dsylexai
Posted by TMRebel
Oxford, MS
Member since Feb 2013
5430 posts
Posted on 11/24/14 at 11:23 am to
Because it's perfect.
Posted by DMagic
#ChowderPosse
Member since Aug 2010
46495 posts
Posted on 11/24/14 at 11:24 am to
Same reason Mullins is a thing
Posted by Latarian
Thug POS
Member since Jul 2010
27605 posts
Posted on 11/24/14 at 11:24 am to
because 17-0
Posted by Rebel Land Shark
Member since Jul 2013
30174 posts
Posted on 11/24/14 at 11:25 am to
Because we can
Posted by Hog on the Hill
AR
Member since Jun 2009
13389 posts
Posted on 11/24/14 at 11:26 am to
I have a question about your username. Why 244? Is that how many days of heavy drinking it will take for you to forget the arse whipping we gave you?

17-0
Posted by Projectpat
Houston, TX
Member since Sep 2011
10522 posts
Posted on 11/24/14 at 11:28 am to
It's an acronym. Big Eater Runs Theball
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34342 posts
Posted on 11/24/14 at 11:33 am to
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79322 posts
Posted on 11/24/14 at 11:38 am to
Because his name should be Brett. Also, because he looks like a Bert.
Posted by Navytiger74
Member since Oct 2009
50458 posts
Posted on 11/24/14 at 11:56 am to
Seems more appropriate for such a husky fellow.
Posted by The Cajun Prince
NWA
Member since Nov 2014
139 posts
Posted on 11/24/14 at 12:34 pm to
Because he looks like a fat Bert from Bert & Ernie...

Posted by Hogtastic Voyage
Fayetteville
Member since Dec 2010
1357 posts
Posted on 11/24/14 at 12:48 pm to
Because you touch yourself at night.
Posted by RazorHawg
Member since Aug 2013
24312 posts
Posted on 11/24/14 at 1:00 pm to
Ohio State fans started the mocking nickname after some of their feuds supposedly because of his persona. Wisconsin fans joined after he left them.

It originated on Eleven Warriors back in 2009.
This post was edited on 11/24/14 at 1:27 pm
Posted by DBU
Member since Mar 2014
19059 posts
Posted on 11/24/14 at 1:09 pm to
Because he's fat.
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