Dabo and Spurrier were on a brief vacation coincidently at the same time and place. They ran into each other at the beach and started talking and walking.
They were talking about the past season and their expectations for the next season. Spurrier jabbed about how great it would be for the Gamecocks to go into Death Valley east this year and get another victory. This infuriated Dabo, he lost focus and tripped over something in the sand.
Spurrier leaned down to see what it was sticking up and found an old oil lamp.
Dabo said, "Dear sweet mama, Let me see that.."
Spurrier sucked his teeth and handed the bottle to Dabo.
As soon as Dabo's sweatshirt grazed the side of the lamp a Genie came out and said, "Behold, I am the Genie of the Lamp, each who has freed me gets one wish."
Dabo looked at Spurrier and said, "Genie, I'm ready to make my wish. I want a wall around Clemson that NO Gamecock could ever penetrate."
The Genie exclaimed, "Your wish is my command!" Suddenly a great wall erected around Clemson, SC. Next the Genie said to Spurrier, "What is your wish?"
Spurrier, puckered his lip, and looked inquisitively at the Genie and inquired, "Genie, tell me more about that wall?"
The Genie responded, "The wall surrounding Clemson, SC is impenetrable. The Wall is 1000 feet high, 1000 feet deep, 1000 feet thick and air tight."
Spurrier commanded, "Ok then Genie, fill it with water."

This post was edited on 11/29/14 at 8:43 am