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Posted on 11/19/14 at 12:11 am
Posted on 11/19/14 at 12:11 am
In 2003 Auburn lost to a weak Georgia Tech team in week 2 of the season; Auburn finished 5-3 in the SEC that year.
In 2004, Miss St lost to Maine in week 3; MSU finished 2-6 in SEC games.
In 2008, Tennessee opened the season with a loss to a bad UCLA team; Tennessee finished with a 3-5 record in the SEC that season.
In 2003 Alabama lost to Northern Illinois in week 4; Alabama finished 2-6 in SEC play.
In 2012, Arkansas lost to ULM in week 2; Arkansas finished with an SEC record of 2-6 that year.
What did all of those teams have in common? They understood the rules of the SEC. The first rule of the SEC -- Don't embarass the SEC. If you schedule an early season OOC patsy, you must beat your early season patsy.
In 2011, UGA scheduled an opener against Boise State. We lost. We then had the audacity to win the SEC East with a 7-1 record. We faced LSU in the SEC championship game and got executed, 42-10.
Do you understand? Indiana? Don't attempt to embarrass the SEC. It will not be permitted, and Penn Wagers will be assigned to officiate many of your future games. Do the right thing. Let Coach Pinkel know about this. You have two weeks.
In 2004, Miss St lost to Maine in week 3; MSU finished 2-6 in SEC games.
In 2008, Tennessee opened the season with a loss to a bad UCLA team; Tennessee finished with a 3-5 record in the SEC that season.
In 2003 Alabama lost to Northern Illinois in week 4; Alabama finished 2-6 in SEC play.
In 2012, Arkansas lost to ULM in week 2; Arkansas finished with an SEC record of 2-6 that year.
What did all of those teams have in common? They understood the rules of the SEC. The first rule of the SEC -- Don't embarass the SEC. If you schedule an early season OOC patsy, you must beat your early season patsy.
In 2011, UGA scheduled an opener against Boise State. We lost. We then had the audacity to win the SEC East with a 7-1 record. We faced LSU in the SEC championship game and got executed, 42-10.
Do you understand? Indiana? Don't attempt to embarrass the SEC. It will not be permitted, and Penn Wagers will be assigned to officiate many of your future games. Do the right thing. Let Coach Pinkel know about this. You have two weeks.
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Posted on 11/19/14 at 12:13 am to wdhalgren
Wait, win?
Posted on 11/19/14 at 12:13 am to wdhalgren
This post was edited on 11/19/14 at 12:15 am
Posted on 11/19/14 at 12:14 am to wdhalgren
Posted on 11/19/14 at 12:14 am to wdhalgren
Oh, we'll get the ref fricking of a lifetime if we make it to Atlanta vs a team who would be in the playoffs with a win.
No doubt in my mind.
No doubt in my mind.
Posted on 11/19/14 at 12:17 am to wdhalgren
We do what we want.
Posted on 11/19/14 at 12:31 am to wdhalgren
The only people embarrassing the SEC is ranks 3-7 in the East.
Posted on 11/19/14 at 12:59 am to wdhalgren
quote:Like Georgia did when they lost to Nebraska?
They understood the rules of the SEC. The first rule of the SEC -- Don't embarass the SEC.
Posted on 11/19/14 at 1:31 am to wdhalgren
didnt UGA lose to UCF a few years back?
Nebraska..
GA-Tech
BOISE frickING STATE.
Nebraska..
GA-Tech
BOISE frickING STATE.
Posted on 11/19/14 at 2:36 am to wdhalgren
We got the embarrassed part down, just refuse to let it stop us from trying. 
Mizzou can't lose another game, or UGA wins the east. It will be tough because Tennessee and Arkansas will both be hungry, pumped and have nothing to lose.
I give us a 50% chance of making it back to Atlanta for the SECCG
Mizzou can't lose another game, or UGA wins the east. It will be tough because Tennessee and Arkansas will both be hungry, pumped and have nothing to lose.
I give us a 50% chance of making it back to Atlanta for the SECCG
Posted on 11/19/14 at 6:46 am to wdhalgren
quote:
What did all of those teams have in common? They understood the rules of the SEC.
We're Yankees. WE make the rules.
We do what we do and take what we want.
So keep cutting the checks and shut your fricking fly hole.
Posted on 11/19/14 at 7:06 am to wdhalgren
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In 2003 Auburn lost to a weak Georgia Tech team in week 2 of the season; Auburn finished 5-3 in the SEC that year.
In 2004, Miss St lost to Maine in week 3; MSU finished 2-6 in SEC games.
In 2008, Tennessee opened the season with a loss to a bad UCLA team; Tennessee finished with a 3-5 record in the SEC that season.
In 2003 Alabama lost to Northern Illinois in week 4; Alabama finished 2-6 in SEC play.
In 2012, Arkansas lost to ULM in week 2; Arkansas finished with an SEC record of 2-6 that year.
WTF does any of this have to with us this season. Time is a precious commodity, don't waste it.
Posted on 11/19/14 at 8:01 am to wdhalgren
nah...
Posted on 11/19/14 at 8:32 am to wdhalgren
wdhalgren
I read your post and I was actually amused. Good stuff, breh!
I read your post and I was actually amused. Good stuff, breh!
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