re: Bulldog hotline

Exactly. The $10k/day stat is the one I'm always throwing around, because it goes to put everything in perspective. It's one thing to think, "$3.5M a year is awfully low for a FBS HC, but maybe that's right." It's totally another to figure in that this motherfricker is paid this amount to WIN FOOTBALL GAMES.

As another human being, I think a lot of what he does is fantastic. By that measure, Tebow is a great guy now that he's taken that awful jersey off. As a football fan, I don't give a rat's arse about the heathen pygmies in the jungles of some literally God-forsaken Third World country. Steer young men into adulthood making good decisions on your own time. Wanna give them a leg up on life? Put 'em through that Arch with a NC ring on their finger.