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re: Katy Perry did not do much to help Ole Miss
Posted on 10/27/14 at 10:34 am to TimeOutdoors
Posted on 10/27/14 at 10:34 am to TimeOutdoors
Who's Katy Perry?
Posted on 10/27/14 at 10:35 am to Jack Daniel
quote:She is that singer with big knockers.
Who's Katy Perry?
Posted on 10/27/14 at 10:45 am to Jack Daniel
I want someone to simulate the pregame speech from Miles to the team about KP ala the Sirius XM commercial. Would be awesome..
Miles: "Men, you all saw what that woman said about our football team. Now, are you gonna lie there and take that garbage??!?"
Team, "NO SIR!!!"
Miles, "Are you gonna sit there and let that diva tell folks we smell like corndogs on national gat dam TV???!?"
Team, "NO SIR!!!"
Miles, "Well, I don't know about you, but I think it's time for a little payback.. gentlemen, do you agree??"
Team, "YES SIR"
Miles, "I can't hear you!!"
Team, "YES SIR!!!!"
Miles, "I STILL can't hear you!!!"
Team, "YES SIR!!!!!!!"
Miles, "On your feet, men. Hands in the middle. Get KP on three - READY??!? One, Two, Three.."
All, "GET KP."
Miles, "Alright. So who do we play tonight???"
Asst Coah, "Uhh, Ole Miss, Coach."
Miles, "Yeah?? Ole Miss, Huh? Well, they're dead. This Katy Perry stuff... They're gonna pay for that."
Miles: "Men, you all saw what that woman said about our football team. Now, are you gonna lie there and take that garbage??!?"
Team, "NO SIR!!!"
Miles, "Are you gonna sit there and let that diva tell folks we smell like corndogs on national gat dam TV???!?"
Team, "NO SIR!!!"
Miles, "Well, I don't know about you, but I think it's time for a little payback.. gentlemen, do you agree??"
Team, "YES SIR"
Miles, "I can't hear you!!"
Team, "YES SIR!!!!"
Miles, "I STILL can't hear you!!!"
Team, "YES SIR!!!!!!!"
Miles, "On your feet, men. Hands in the middle. Get KP on three - READY??!? One, Two, Three.."
All, "GET KP."
Miles, "Alright. So who do we play tonight???"
Asst Coah, "Uhh, Ole Miss, Coach."
Miles, "Yeah?? Ole Miss, Huh? Well, they're dead. This Katy Perry stuff... They're gonna pay for that."
This post was edited on 10/27/14 at 10:47 am
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