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re: Katy Perry did not do much to help Ole Miss

Posted on 10/27/14 at 10:34 am to
Posted by Jack Daniel
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Posted on 10/27/14 at 10:34 am to
Who's Katy Perry?
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
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Posted on 10/27/14 at 10:35 am to
quote:

Who's Katy Perry?
She is that singer with big knockers.

Posted by Hog Leg
NWA
Member since Dec 2010
970 posts
Posted on 10/27/14 at 10:45 am to
I want someone to simulate the pregame speech from Miles to the team about KP ala the Sirius XM commercial. Would be awesome..

Miles: "Men, you all saw what that woman said about our football team. Now, are you gonna lie there and take that garbage??!?"

Team, "NO SIR!!!"

Miles, "Are you gonna sit there and let that diva tell folks we smell like corndogs on national gat dam TV???!?"

Team, "NO SIR!!!"

Miles, "Well, I don't know about you, but I think it's time for a little payback.. gentlemen, do you agree??"

Team, "YES SIR"

Miles, "I can't hear you!!"

Team, "YES SIR!!!!"

Miles, "I STILL can't hear you!!!"

Team, "YES SIR!!!!!!!"

Miles, "On your feet, men. Hands in the middle. Get KP on three - READY??!? One, Two, Three.."

All, "GET KP."

Miles, "Alright. So who do we play tonight???"

Asst Coah, "Uhh, Ole Miss, Coach."

Miles, "Yeah?? Ole Miss, Huh? Well, they're dead. This Katy Perry stuff... They're gonna pay for that."
This post was edited on 10/27/14 at 10:47 am
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