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Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:46 am to Wishnitwas1998
Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:46 am to Wishnitwas1998
Q: What do Tennessee Volunteers do on Halloween? Pump kin!
Q: How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Tennessee? If it was invented elsewhere, it would've been called a "teethbrush."
Q: Why did Tennessee raise the minimum drinking age to 25? To keep alcohol out of high schools!
Q: How can you tell if someone in Tennessee is married? The tobacco spit stains are on both sides of the pickup truck.
Q: What is 20 feet long and has 15 teeth? The meat-on-a-stick line at the Tennessee State Fair.
Q: How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Tennessee? If it was invented elsewhere, it would've been called a "teethbrush."
Q: Why did Tennessee raise the minimum drinking age to 25? To keep alcohol out of high schools!
Q: How can you tell if someone in Tennessee is married? The tobacco spit stains are on both sides of the pickup truck.
Q: What is 20 feet long and has 15 teeth? The meat-on-a-stick line at the Tennessee State Fair.
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Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:52 am to Bham4Tide
Literally every one of those jokes fit Bama fans.
Posted on 10/21/14 at 5:32 pm to Bham4Tide
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Why did Tennessee raise the minimum drinking age to 25? To keep alcohol out of high schools!
That was the only one I liked. Not bad.
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